cool shit: tripped the lock on the window and snuck in to the warehouse (nat 20!) killed the power so christos could APPARENTLY KILL EVERYONE INSIDE went back to get faye in took pictures of the shipping manifests escaped the warehouse without confrontation ZOOMED AWAY
decided to break into the mayor's house to confront him with the evidence
climbed over the wall took out the alarm system APPARENTLY DIRECTED CHRISTOS TO KILL A DOG …
learned about magic apples and goblins in scotland made plans to voyage to scotland to steal one collecting on her deal with gold ya ya
smarm sass sexual tension actually had a conversation in which hook thought emma and faye were boinking convinced hook to have some guilt over banging a teenage girl a+ parenting of faye while she ain't even there had emotions about charming.
ableist comments in gold's direction climbed down the rope fought some rats spotted the trap door romantically caught belle (reflex nat 20) and pulled her back up (strength nat 20) genre fail - repeatedly shot undead creatures. or maybe she just deserves extra points for actually managing to hurt undead creatures despite damage reduction tbh don't you knowwww you never split the party but emma tried. found meepo!!!! diplomacy'd set about helping meepo find his dragon and fully expecting it to be sitting on a nest of magic apples "take us to your leader" nat 20 sensed hook staring at her worriedly; ~soulmates~ diplomacy's kobold leader emma decides not to bother looking around and winds up getting attacked by everything including 3 dire rats. which they killed, and she actually made her fort saves that time. yay no rabies. rationed potions donating her swag from the rat nest to hook observed caltrops, carefully avoided caltrops murderating some javelin-wielding goblins was a decent human and supported freeing the prisoners without worrying about traps. freed the kobolds. fed erky. diplomacy'd erky because WE NEED A CLERIC. learned about the darach (you'd get the evil druid joke here if you watched teen wolf ok) protecting the apple tree picked the lock on the door to calcryx. was 100% ok with lila's shady mind control because it's in pursuit of getting her family back :) neverland 2.0, man. that shit changes you. somehow managed subdual damage with a slashing weapon i'm still not sure how that works but it happened imagine the comic value associated with a bunch of fairytale characters running around an icy dungeon chamber to catch a tiny cat-dragon. knocked the dragon unconscious and tied it up made a plan to scare off the majority of the goblins by making loud noises and giving the impression there were more of them than there are used magic to do this. ghost sounds to double the estimated size of their party and scare off the goblins with half success. ambushed by goblins, hobgoblins, etc. critter a goblin and killed it in one hit, then crated on another and killed it too. beat the ambush yeahhh. brazenly opened a chest and got poisoned hella con damage. survives the poison. climbs down the vines.
obliterated some trees with magic. fought some skeletons. ~protected hook w magic~ oh yeah and the giant bugbear rested for the night, recovered some constitution woke up to the sound of hook's bitching sucked at hitting anything, but at least she made her fort saves. she learned her lesson with poison ok crit failed her sense motive against lila's bluff about blowback. #canon murdered an oversized fire worm romantically with hook learned her lesson and became more wary of traps like letting hook go first into things :) managed to do just short of nothing in init rounds because of shitty init. showed up 15 minutes late with starbucks to a fight that was already over shoots gold electrocuted the shadow
interrogation dick measuring w brantley
learned about thoster's family
got bitched out for leaving faye behind
discussed emotional constipation and why she doesn't trust men w/thoster :')
made the poor life decision to believe peter pan …
made a lesbian joke heard all about the main plot over-identified with kat gave fred jr. advice on how to handle emotionally constipated women was forced to address her own issues and consider what the hell could be considered a 'right move' instead of blaming hook for making all the wrong ones.
got through to faye believed in her parented her was great in general. such emotion very mother wow. DECIDED TO GO TALK TO WYNN ABOUT DEADPOOL BEING KICKED OUT OF THE KNIGHTS FOR SHOOTING FAYE ...
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FAL - faye & christos
AL - faye, christos, lila
FAL - hook, gold, belle, lila
FAL - hook, scotland
FAL - scotland i
AL - scotland ii
FAL - brantley
FAL - thoster
FAL - faye
FAL - thoster, valentine's
AL - peter pan, valentine's
AL - fred jr
FAL - faye
xp total for threads:
340 xp
cool shit:
tripped the lock on the window and snuck in to the warehouse (nat 20!)
killed the power so christos could APPARENTLY KILL EVERYONE INSIDE
went back to get faye in
took pictures of the shipping manifests
escaped the warehouse without confrontation
ZOOMED AWAY
decided to break into the mayor's house to confront him with the evidence
climbed over the wall
took out the alarm system
APPARENTLY DIRECTED CHRISTOS TO KILL A DOG …
learned about magic apples and goblins in scotland
made plans to voyage to scotland to steal one
collecting on her deal with gold ya ya
smarm
sass
sexual tension
actually had a conversation in which hook thought emma and faye were boinking
convinced hook to have some guilt over banging a teenage girl
a+ parenting of faye while she ain't even there
had emotions about charming.
ableist comments in gold's direction
climbed down the rope
fought some rats
spotted the trap door
romantically caught belle (reflex nat 20)
and pulled her back up (strength nat 20)
genre fail - repeatedly shot undead creatures.
or maybe she just deserves extra points for actually managing to hurt undead creatures despite damage reduction tbh
don't you knowwww you never split the party
but emma tried.
found meepo!!!!
diplomacy'd
set about helping meepo find his dragon and fully expecting it to be sitting on a nest of magic apples
"take us to your leader"
nat 20 sensed hook staring at her worriedly; ~soulmates~
diplomacy's kobold leader
emma decides not to bother looking around and winds up getting attacked by everything
including 3 dire rats.
which they killed, and she actually made her fort saves that time. yay no rabies.
rationed potions
donating her swag from the rat nest to hook
observed caltrops, carefully avoided caltrops
murderating some javelin-wielding goblins
was a decent human and supported freeing the prisoners without worrying about traps.
freed the kobolds.
fed erky.
diplomacy'd erky because WE NEED A CLERIC.
learned about the darach (you'd get the evil druid joke here if you watched teen wolf ok) protecting the apple tree
picked the lock on the door to calcryx.
was 100% ok with lila's shady mind control because it's in pursuit of getting her family back :)
neverland 2.0, man.
that shit changes you.
somehow managed subdual damage with a slashing weapon
i'm still not sure how that works but it happened
imagine the comic value associated with a bunch of fairytale characters running around an icy dungeon chamber to catch a tiny cat-dragon.
knocked the dragon unconscious and tied it up
made a plan to scare off the majority of the goblins by making loud noises and giving the impression there were more of them than there are
used magic to do this.
ghost sounds to double the estimated size of their party and scare off the goblins with half success.
ambushed by goblins, hobgoblins, etc.
critter a goblin and killed it in one hit, then crated on another and killed it too.
beat the ambush yeahhh.
brazenly opened a chest and got poisoned
hella con damage.
survives the poison.
climbs down the vines.
obliterated some trees with magic. fought some skeletons.
~protected hook w magic~
oh yeah and the giant bugbear
rested for the night, recovered some constitution
woke up to the sound of hook's bitching
sucked at hitting anything, but at least she made her fort saves.
she learned her lesson with poison ok
crit failed her sense motive against lila's bluff about blowback.
#canon
murdered an oversized fire worm romantically with hook
learned her lesson and became more wary of traps
like letting hook go first into things :)
managed to do just short of nothing in init rounds because of shitty init.
showed up 15 minutes late with starbucks to a fight that was already over
shoots gold
electrocuted the shadow
interrogation dick measuring w brantley
learned about thoster's family
got bitched out for leaving faye behind
discussed emotional constipation and why she doesn't trust men w/thoster :')
made the poor life decision to believe peter pan …
made a lesbian joke
heard all about the main plot
over-identified with kat
gave fred jr. advice on how to handle emotionally constipated women
was forced to address her own issues and consider what the hell could be considered a 'right move' instead of blaming hook for making all the wrong ones.
got through to faye
believed in her
parented her
was great in general.
such emotion very mother wow.
DECIDED TO GO TALK TO WYNN ABOUT DEADPOOL BEING KICKED OUT OF THE KNIGHTS FOR SHOOTING FAYE ...