unhand: (come and feel me)
Captain Killian Jones ([personal profile] unhand) wrote in [community profile] theround 2014-03-12 04:45 pm (UTC)

FAL - Hook and Lila
FAL - Hook and Emma
FAL - Hook and Gold
FAL - mission pt 1

Total XP: 120

Cool Shit

called Lila out on not explaining why she's going with them
got Lila backstory on love curses
impressed Lila with his knowledge of words
specifically: Understood "somnambulism" and "defenestrate"
used "grandiloquent"
also learned about Lila's powers
got her to tell him about blowback!
pressed her to tell Emma
but promised he wouldn't
also pressed her to let Emma meet her bf
emotional discussion of Emma's guy problems
Lila called him "dad" the adoption is official
has motivations other than Emma!!1!
lied about having hero impulses
NOT HERE FOR THE JAILBAIT
didn't know Hitler....
told her he'd get to know her
accused Emma of having an affair with Faye
realized that n o p e
FINALLY REALIZED FAYE IS A CHILD
and a lost girl and sad and unloved and :-(
tried to get Emma to have hope
was stupid and besotted as usual
questioned Milah's value on the mission cause crocodiles can't spelunk
said they'd leave her behind AND HE WAS RIGHT
Milah's name continues to be ridiculously funny
the penises and yardsticks came out
thank fuck for belletervention before any actual fights could break out
had some pre-mission rum because drinking and dungeoneering is super responsible
RUSHES to Lila's aid!
stabbed some rats and was unimpressed with them
didn't push Gold into a pit
did tell him not to look down. like an ass.
had some pretty lame rolls to try and help Lila, but it was enough with Gold
there may have been some "accidental" hook poking
helped Lila across like a gentleman
after making a joke about lending her a hand
romantically matched spot checks with Emma
opened the stupid people trap and got 1 pt of dmg for his troubles
fought skeletons and did OK considering swords are shit for skeleton fighting
questions Gold's so-called tank status
did not mind using a bright pink flashlight
said "meepo" in a threatening pirate voice
thought "kobold" was an energy drink (knowledge crit fail)
wished they had split the party because UGH GOLD
knew to look to Belle for the brain parts of the mission
was impressed with deal that gets them treasure
MURDERATED a rat after it hurt Emma (nat 19 (24 total), dmg 28)
got eye contact with Emma's thanks SHE IS WARMING TOWARDS HIM SLOWLY BUT SURELY
fretted about Emma's injury
everyone gave Hook the treasure because they understand pirates
pointed out that they could have interrogated a goblin if Gold wasn't so fire happy
no he just hates Gold and wants to argue always lbr he doesn't care about goblins
Gold suggested Hook would have been cool with their deaths had they hurt Emma
He resembles those implications X(
crit failed his move silently check and rang the bell again
continued to be a noisy bastard
GOLD JUST MOCKED HIS ACCENT RUDE
jumped over the wall super cool-like (17)
intimidated a goblin (23)
gave Lila rope to tie up the goblin so she wouldn't use her powers
wasted an action point to try and yank open the cage door
was pretty happy that someone who can heal people (cough Emma cough) was in the prison
offered Erky rum bc he figured he'd be wanting it after all that prison time
finally fretted enough that Emma drank the gd potion
slipped on the dragon ice
but saw treasure!!
offered Emma a hand
fought a teeny bb dragon pretty effectively
complimented Emma's form awww yeah
KINDA.... KILLED... MEEPO...
wow Hook was just a hot mess during this fight
finally knocked someone out
was more concerned by Emma collapsing than treasure!
held her up and screamed for the cleric

TO BE CONTINUED when the next thread ends

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