I ARE MATT.

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Post-Trial Talkin.
Highlights:
-Showed up late, but brought Donuts and Booze!
-Continued to question magic, and the chain of command.

Bothering Des.
Highlights:
-Hassled Des about his choice of weapon, and challenged him to a shootout.
-Talked to Des about Immortality.

The Trial
Highlights:
-Archer didn't do a whole lot, other than come in through the roof, to get his guns and booze in with him.

Post-Trial Barhopping

Burt's Party: Hotel
Highlights:
-Booped Gar on the nose

Burt's Party: Club
Highlights:
-Archer bonded with Burt a little, maybe.
-Archer agreed to let Burt film the fireworks bomb, whenever it happens.
-Archer stormed off to get in a fight on the dance floor.

Interrupting Zarad & Elena
Highlights:
-Archer dragged a "model" onto the dance floor.
-Hit on Elena.
-Got some crazy-good dance moves in.

Chicago Social: Archer playing Lacrosse w/ Merlin
Highlights:
-Played some Lacrosse w/ Merlin
-Mixed Mark an "Archer Kaleidoscope"

Planning the attack on Keijen's Castle
Highlights:
-Called Keijen "The Daywalker"

Blade's Club
Highlights:
-Got Dominated
-Fought Spike

Club Basement
Highlights:
-Killed a fucking Minotaur
-"Cow-Face O'Leary"
-Tore said Minotaur's horns off

Des' Apartment
Highlights:
-Des' apartment is how you get ants.
-Bragged about killing a minotaur

Valentine's day Dinner
Highlights:
-Forgot about Valentine's day, but played it off totally cool, probably.

Leaving the Hotel

Swimmin in the River
Highlights:
-Learned about Des' boyfriend
-Questioned his own sexuality
-Dove into the river after Elena
-Saved Elena, and got a kiss.
-"Jerk-Face Mc Mood-Ruiner"
-"Shut your dick-trap, Dracula."

Archer calls Wynn
Highlights:
-Sorted out transport of the fireworks bomb.
-"I had a feeling the knights wouldn't have a problem fulfilling my shipping needs."

Elena's Ceremony
Highlights:
-Talked to Elena about professionalism

Elena's Party
Highlights:
-Missed a lot of this thread, but Archer came in to drop one of his crude wisdom bombs

Social: Babou II
Highlights:
-Adorable Babou times
-Inappropriate erection times

Lets talk promotion...
Highlights:
-Archer continues to disappoint Finnick

Meeting the pirate
Highlights:
-Talked about Hooks and pirates.

Visiting Elena at the Library
Highlights:
-Yelling in libraries. Classy.
-Showed Elena the minotaur hat.
-Jizzed in his pants, and kissed Dopple-Archer

Archer brought a call girl to Vi's wedding...
Highlights:
-Had a really long conversation with Myri about the do's and don'ts of dating, weddings, and life in general.
-Talked about mommy issues.
-Talked about his dead wife.

Archer meeting Will Graham.
Highlights:
-I need more Will in my life.
-Called Will Magoo
-Talked about ISIS
-Continued to deny Magic, somehow.
-Decided that Will's spirit animal is an Owl.

Blade's Concert
Highlights:
-Tried to detain Spike, with no success
-Got mind-bombed by Blade
-Had a totally heterosexual fantasy about Blade.
-Tried to shoot himself, to prove his adoration for Keijen.
-Said Rose has "All the species of crabs."

ALL OF THE MISSIONS WENT GREAT.
Highlights:
-Talked with Klaus about the concert.
-Actually began to come to terms with the fact that Magic is a thing.
-Tried to keep the entire city from drowning themselves.
-Rode a motherfucking unicorn.

Flying back from NY, Meeting Dean.
Highlights:
-Woke up hungover, Met Dean, talked about minotaur killin and unicorn ridin

Talkin with Wynn about the NY Missions
Highlights:
-Archer came to terms with magic finally. It only took like a year+

Dopple-hunt Briefing
Highlights:
-Ace Plan: "Kill the ass-douche, save the girl, be back in time for steak and martinis."
-The big question: Can dopplegangers become crocodiles?
-"Well, excuse me for being concerned about the parameters of the Dopple-opoly"
-"No man... lady... er ching-ling? Or whatever left behind. Stupids."

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Valentine's Day
Highlights:
-Figured out Lis'sa is 130 years old.

The Egypt Auction
Highlights:
-Got way too excited, and overbid for some charcoal rubbings
-Met a translator, and got her to join the crew, Neferet Anu.
-Got waaay too excited about some star charts.
-Had his book stolen
-"Tell me where it is, you goblin-faced sack of pig shit."

Massachusets
Highlights:
-Threw a bird at a vampire
-Was rather ineffective

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Joining the Knighthood!
Highlights:
-Talked about the responsibility of being a good Drow.

Squiring Ceremony
Highlights:
-Added a little native Drow tongue to the squiring rites

First Mission Briefing!
Highlights:
-Not much happened. :(

Social: Ella
Highlights:
-Talked about the Boogeyman.

Social: Jordan
Highlights:
-Got along great, talked about daddy issues and destiny.

Social: Francesca
Highlights:
-It's a party, lets talk about Religion - Great idea guys.

Social: Thomas
Highlights:
-Toasted to lookin good and being badasses.
-Oh wait: They toasted to their health, and now Thomas is a prisoner on shithole island. Thanks, foreshadowing.