AL to FAL -- 5 AL to FAL -- 5 AL to FAL -- 5 FAL -- 30 + making harry potter references until the day she dies/finnick goes bonkers nbd + mildly panicking re: ARCHER FLYING THE PLANE?????????? + is less panicky when it turns out that it's elena +"I'd like to start this mission out with no casualties. Maybe. I dunno, could be hoping for too much with us"; such faith in their team. FAL -- 30 + asking elena to shift into her so she can see what her ass looks like pregnant. + having an existential crisis bc elena is adorable and ???? does that make her look adorable??? WHAt??? FAL -- 30 + "I can be both violent and super cute." life goals tbh. FAL -- 30 + getting hit in the face with a bag of fritos + ceasing to call fred "freddie" because his mom did and vi isn't old enough to mom people yet ok. FAL -- 30 + crying all over des because she's going to be sad and alone forever whine whine + admitting she didn't want to tell him about the talisman because he has issues when it comes to jade. + "Archer could probably take down the Nightmare Lord all by himself, I'm not worried about Archer." + annual mention of "everything is spiders". + telling des the baby's name FAL -- 30 + plotting to ship her and myri's babies. :D FAL -- 30 + hella banging with her disguise 19 check + "Do you want me to storm the stage like Kanye, 'cause I'll do it." after finnick doesn't win the grammy. :D + comparing blade to chris brown, as you do.
FAILBOAT LIVE SESSION: 2015 GRAMMY AWARDS + telling elena to turn into beyonce. SUCCESS. + vi then found beyonce by accident and gently caressed her shoulder like a creepy fuck. + she then poured water all over herself because this is how you fake labor, i guess. + yelled YOU DID THIS at archer whilst pretending to go into labor. + who is now her husband, tbh. + "casually collapses" with a nat 20 bluff check to keep the guards occupied with her labor and not with anything else, which also convinced archer she actually passed out. whoopsie daisy. + basically takes a nap tbh while everything is going on because NOW SHE IS DEAF OKAY + once the music is over and they get the ANDERSON IS HERE text, they're like lol jk just indigestion and run out to help buffy & friends, vi heals her a bunch since myri is busy. + "Buffy murdered Anderson with her bare hands! I was there, I saw it!" she was not there, she did not see it, she just assumes that's how it happened. + does tradesies with myri so she can go off and heal people and vi will babysit finnick. #sisters, #fambly + goes to watch rafael perform and is like /happy sigh + she and buffy decide to throw archer the human under the bus to see if he will be affected by nadia's music and so they can give his earplugs to raf. + asks archer if he's feeling suicidal, he doesn't a zombie walk and buffy and vi are just "um no". + vi goes back to the security room to babysit finnick again. + takes him out the front of the building so the garden doesn't set off his ptsd.
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AL to FAL -- 5
AL to FAL -- 5
FAL -- 30
+ making harry potter references until the day she dies/finnick goes bonkers nbd
+ mildly panicking re: ARCHER FLYING THE PLANE??????????
+ is less panicky when it turns out that it's elena
+"I'd like to start this mission out with no casualties. Maybe. I dunno, could be hoping for too much with us"; such faith in their team.
FAL -- 30
+ asking elena to shift into her so she can see what her ass looks like pregnant.
+ having an existential crisis bc elena is adorable and ???? does that make her look adorable??? WHAt???
FAL -- 30
+ "I can be both violent and super cute." life goals tbh.
FAL -- 30
+ getting hit in the face with a bag of fritos
+ ceasing to call fred "freddie" because his mom did and vi isn't old enough to mom people yet ok.
FAL -- 30
+ crying all over des because she's going to be sad and alone forever whine whine
+ admitting she didn't want to tell him about the talisman because he has issues when it comes to jade.
+ "Archer could probably take down the Nightmare Lord all by himself, I'm not worried about Archer."
+ annual mention of "everything is spiders".
+ telling des the baby's name
FAL -- 30
+ plotting to ship her and myri's babies. :D
FAL -- 30
+ hella banging with her disguise 19 check
+ "Do you want me to storm the stage like Kanye, 'cause I'll do it." after finnick doesn't win the grammy. :D
+ comparing blade to chris brown, as you do.
FAILBOAT LIVE SESSION: 2015 GRAMMY AWARDS
+ telling elena to turn into beyonce. SUCCESS.
+ vi then found beyonce by accident and gently caressed her shoulder like a creepy fuck.
+ she then poured water all over herself because this is how you fake labor, i guess.
+ yelled YOU DID THIS at archer whilst pretending to go into labor.
+ who is now her husband, tbh.
+ "casually collapses" with a nat 20 bluff check to keep the guards occupied with her labor and not with anything else, which also convinced archer she actually passed out. whoopsie daisy.
+ basically takes a nap tbh while everything is going on because NOW SHE IS DEAF OKAY
+ once the music is over and they get the ANDERSON IS HERE text, they're like lol jk just indigestion and run out to help buffy & friends, vi heals her a bunch since myri is busy.
+ "Buffy murdered Anderson with her bare hands! I was there, I saw it!" she was not there, she did not see it, she just assumes that's how it happened.
+ does tradesies with myri so she can go off and heal people and vi will babysit finnick. #sisters, #fambly
+ goes to watch rafael perform and is like /happy sigh
+ she and buffy decide to throw archer the human under the bus to see if he will be affected by nadia's music and so they can give his earplugs to raf.
+ asks archer if he's feeling suicidal, he doesn't a zombie walk and buffy and vi are just "um no".
+ vi goes back to the security room to babysit finnick again.
+ takes him out the front of the building so the garden doesn't set off his ptsd.
TOTAL POINTS 225 + 5 million tbh