Shared french fries with Fiona and Drax Taught Drax about french fries 9 fort save against Wynn's brilliant light co-pilots the plane with fiona figures out that she's a genie sings Uptown Funk over the intercom gets knocked out by Lila succeeds a will save to avoid a boner during lila's curse work sex dreams diplomacy'd half the mob to get them to stop trying to be a mob pretends to be a doctor. loudly. overhears gossip tries to pants the night guard. fails. but definitely tried pretends to be a village person's boyfriend and gets a 31 bluff check shouts "lights out mother fuckers!!" as they bust into the candle factory finds a wax golemn gets electrocuted by a wadrobe electricity trap found a dead body found some crazy ritual sacrifice set up gets grappled by drax while he is mind controlled calls drax "arnold smurphs-zenegger" removes his shirt to put out a fire to save a lady fails a treat injury check but she makes her save on her next turn so he's completely convinced that he saved her. "I BRING LIFE" slaps a guy to wake him up in his wax tub chamber turns on the machine to melt the wax?? but hopefully not burn the guy???? please note that he's doing all of this while still shirtless gets a knife from drax bc of shirtless dude solidarity lets fiona get in his head with telepathy ~makes a connection~ uses his laser watch to open the door to the baron successfully keeps the baron distracted while the B&E team sneaks around brings the gang back up to the lobby so they can all meet up with the baron dives into the mirror!!! ends up panicked and drops the shard taunts a fire elemental into being dazed yay was not strong enough to hit the "heart" so he handed the shard off to drax got grappled by the tentacle heart monster and was essentially useless for the rest of the fight makes a wish for fiona to take them to Bermuda
MONSTERS wax construct 2 shadow creatures tinkerbell, fairy thing shadow dog 2 spikey constructs 2 fire elementals shadow heart thing shadow creature from the wall
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Taught Drax about french fries
9 fort save against Wynn's brilliant light
co-pilots the plane with fiona
figures out that she's a genie
sings Uptown Funk over the intercom
gets knocked out by Lila
succeeds a will save to avoid a boner during lila's curse work sex dreams
diplomacy'd half the mob to get them to stop trying to be a mob
pretends to be a doctor. loudly.
overhears gossip
tries to pants the night guard. fails. but definitely tried
pretends to be a village person's boyfriend and gets a 31 bluff check
shouts "lights out mother fuckers!!" as they bust into the candle factory
finds a wax golemn
gets electrocuted by a wadrobe electricity trap
found a dead body
found some crazy ritual sacrifice set up
gets grappled by drax while he is mind controlled
calls drax "arnold smurphs-zenegger"
removes his shirt to put out a fire to save a lady
fails a treat injury check but she makes her save on her next turn so he's completely convinced that he saved her.
"I BRING LIFE"
slaps a guy to wake him up in his wax tub chamber
turns on the machine to melt the wax?? but hopefully not burn the guy????
please note that he's doing all of this while still shirtless
gets a knife from drax bc of shirtless dude solidarity
lets fiona get in his head with telepathy ~makes a connection~
uses his laser watch to open the door to the baron
successfully keeps the baron distracted while the B&E team sneaks around
brings the gang back up to the lobby so they can all meet up with the baron
dives into the mirror!!!
ends up panicked and drops the shard
taunts a fire elemental into being dazed yay
was not strong enough to hit the "heart" so he handed the shard off to drax
got grappled by the tentacle heart monster and was essentially useless for the rest of the fight
makes a wish for fiona to take them to Bermuda
MONSTERS
wax construct
2 shadow creatures
tinkerbell, fairy thing
shadow dog
2 spikey constructs
2 fire elementals
shadow heart thing
shadow creature from the wall