congratulated mark on winning and it was only a little sarcastic! had zero faith in mark's combat abilities still was pissed about that holy sword thing complimented kat on cutting dimitris' nads off commiserated about how badly he wants to kill the asshole told lan off for his werewolf manpain talked about free will and how humans suck too and pointed out that lan has control and could teach other people to have control too WEREWOLF SUPPORT GROUP COME ON LAN crit failed a fort save and actually got drunk! bitched about archer with des kidnapping angst "into the fan without a paddle" drunk metaphors are mixed! talked enough about buggering that des made the gay joke spike could not say propositioning he was too drunk insulted des' jawline des insulted spike's cheekbones this fight turned really dumb really fast angst because spike... doesn't really know what he looks like HE'S SEEN DOPPELGANGERS LOOK LIKE HIM MORE THAN HE'S SEEN HIMSELF was more worried about how gross garlic would taste in whiskey than about the fact that it'd be poison drank expensive scotch with rose asked if she was offering him her blood god!drunk spike stawp built stuff with buffy and joked about accidentally getting staked had angst with her about murder and war and doing what they had to asked if mark was pregnant immediately gave mark shit when he started whinging about dumage knowing his secret pointed out that she hadn't given up his secret no matter what threads she made also pointed out that mark was a jerk when he dumped her and that dumage deserved way better broke the smoke alarm (crit fail) and made it beep for the entire rest of the flight while he hid in the bathroom and smoked snapped at finnick and then apologized since he's one of spike's only #teamdumage comrade crit failed his attempt to kick down dumage's door and just kind of walked into it hilariously i ended up needing an action point to get him in there NAT 20 SEARCH CHECK OF HER ROOM SO ROMANTIC found a note addressed to him and a picture of a little girl that didn't mean anything to him crit failed a will save and actually cried over her letter to him did the math to figure out exactly what number agent she is (quadruple? maybe?) called dumage's betrayal "pulling an elena" shared her letter with everyone had so many dumage emotions about how no one trusts her because she's ~mean~ argued with myri about dumage :( this should not count as cool stuff it was upsetting but there were a lot of emotions but still wanted to give her away at her wedding because he loves her even when they fight wanted to snark at buffy for being dumb more than he wanted to avoid thinking about rafael at all #characterdevelopment?? his opinion of rafael went even LOWER when he found out he just changed his number on buffy tried to convince her there was probably more to the story called rafael a "gormless tit" awkward sexual tension with buffy that thankfully didn't turn into anything spike didn't WANT it to be anything either which you know, big for him called rafael and dumage "errant-not-quite-lovers" introduced buffy to veronica mars that was very important gave myri away at her wedding despite the sun yay insane fort save forgot he'd convinced archer that pie was a vampire weakness got hit in the face with delicious apple pie told archer that apple pie will only make him stronger that's not his pie weakness danced with myri on her wedding day SO MANY EMOTIONS PROUD PAPA unlocked jade backstory tried to find a way to #savenadia told buffy archer is trying to kill him but refused to take him seriously as a threat tried to get her to stab him with an earring to test if silver would hurt him or not (they weren't real silver) bitched at elena about shagging archer and mindreading them joined the failpile at the red carpet nat 20 charisma check to make people like him despite swearing and flipping off the cameras that HE WON'T SHOW UP ON ANYWAY what a loser felt bad for isabella because this engagement is a shaaaam stepped on archer's foot on the way out of his seat LIVE SESSION SHIT HAPPENS SEE OTHER XP COMMENT immediately started dick measuring re: nadia's side swap with rafael took the wheel because that's just what he does tbh NAT 20 NAVIGATE CHECK SUPER COOL CAR CHASE MANEUVERS more bitching at raf for trying to kill nadia that one time flirted with nadia at an inopportune time noticed her rooting around in his brain and got annoyed teamed up with Myri and Buffy to yell at Rafael about not being able to keep his gun in his pants talked about the importance of consent in telepathic brainplay unlocked nadia backstory! learned how nadia and jade were related and actually?? felt bad?? for rafael?? tried to convince myri not to MINDWIPE HERSELF terrible plan all around wow declared that anyone listening to country music deserved what's coming to them emotional Spike speech about how important caring about people is and how it makes them stronger learned that their little balcony tussle really was romantic! noted that his showmanship is a weakness hid nadia under his coat learned how to drive a boat on the fly! offered his services as a bodyguard. rather insistently. went with kat to get elena teased kat about her relationship with fred took nadia back to her band agreed to go as nadia's bodyguard told buffy he was pregnant with fred's child and they were eloping pointed out that being by nadia's side meant he'd also know first thing if she stopped being good finally learned that he and buffy are from the same world and that she knew and hadn't told him realized that he's actively killed buffy's predecessors had ~emotions~ about second chances and redemption and comparing his bad past to nadia's put skype on myri's phone told elena that no one cares about the doppelganger thing anymore since we've all got our own problems and it's old news gay jokes all the gay jokes and even a few bisexual jokes taught des about kickstarter
SO MUCH XP
FAL - spike and kat
FAL - fireworks bomb
FAL - thomas memorial service
FAL - spike and lan
FAL - spike and lan continued!
FAL - spike and francesca
FAL - spike and des
FAL - spike and des continued!
FAL - spike and rose
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - spike and elena
FAL - fred rez
FAL - failboat on a plane
FAL - hunt for dumage
FAL - failboat and wynn
FAL - spike and francesca
FAl - spike and myri
FAL - spike and belle
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - myri's wedding
FAL - spike and archer
FAL - spike and myri
FAL - des married reveal
FAL - briefing
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - spike and elena
FAL - spike and fred
FAL - spike and rose
FAL - grammy's red carpet
FAL - CAR CHASE
FAL - warehouse
FAL - warehouse interior
FAL - escaping the warehouse
FAL - at the hotel
FAL - getting elena
FAL - nadia transport
FAL - spike and jack
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - spike and myri
FAL - spike and elena
FAL - spike and des
FAL - spike and alainn
TOTAL XP: 1290
COOL STUFF
congratulated mark on winning and it was only a little sarcastic!
had zero faith in mark's combat abilities
still was pissed about that holy sword thing
complimented kat on cutting dimitris' nads off
commiserated about how badly he wants to kill the asshole
told lan off for his werewolf manpain
talked about free will and how humans suck too
and pointed out that lan has control and could teach other people to have control too WEREWOLF SUPPORT GROUP COME ON LAN
crit failed a fort save and actually got drunk!
bitched about archer with des
kidnapping angst
"into the fan without a paddle" drunk metaphors are mixed!
talked enough about buggering that des made the gay joke
spike could not say propositioning he was too drunk
insulted des' jawline
des insulted spike's cheekbones this fight turned really dumb really fast
angst because spike... doesn't really know what he looks like HE'S SEEN DOPPELGANGERS LOOK LIKE HIM MORE THAN HE'S SEEN HIMSELF
was more worried about how gross garlic would taste in whiskey than about the fact that it'd be poison
drank expensive scotch with rose
asked if she was offering him her blood god!drunk spike stawp
built stuff with buffy and joked about accidentally getting staked
had angst with her about murder and war and doing what they had to
asked if mark was pregnant
immediately gave mark shit when he started whinging about dumage knowing his secret
pointed out that she hadn't given up his secret no matter what threads she made
also pointed out that mark was a jerk when he dumped her
and that dumage deserved way better
broke the smoke alarm (crit fail) and made it beep for the entire rest of the flight while he hid in the bathroom and smoked
snapped at finnick and then apologized since he's one of spike's only #teamdumage comrade
crit failed his attempt to kick down dumage's door and just kind of walked into it hilariously
i ended up needing an action point to get him in there
NAT 20 SEARCH CHECK OF HER ROOM SO ROMANTIC
found a note addressed to him and a picture of a little girl that didn't mean anything to him
crit failed a will save and actually cried over her letter to him
did the math to figure out exactly what number agent she is (quadruple? maybe?)
called dumage's betrayal "pulling an elena"
shared her letter with everyone
had so many dumage emotions about how no one trusts her because she's ~mean~
argued with myri about dumage :( this should not count as cool stuff it was upsetting but there were a lot of emotions
but still wanted to give her away at her wedding because he loves her even when they fight
wanted to snark at buffy for being dumb more than he wanted to avoid thinking about rafael at all #characterdevelopment??
his opinion of rafael went even LOWER when he found out he just changed his number on buffy
tried to convince her there was probably more to the story
called rafael a "gormless tit"
awkward sexual tension with buffy that thankfully didn't turn into anything
spike didn't WANT it to be anything either which you know, big for him
called rafael and dumage "errant-not-quite-lovers"
introduced buffy to veronica mars that was very important
gave myri away at her wedding despite the sun yay insane fort save
forgot he'd convinced archer that pie was a vampire weakness
got hit in the face with delicious apple pie
told archer that apple pie will only make him stronger that's not his pie weakness
danced with myri on her wedding day SO MANY EMOTIONS PROUD PAPA
unlocked jade backstory
tried to find a way to #savenadia
told buffy archer is trying to kill him but refused to take him seriously as a threat
tried to get her to stab him with an earring to test if silver would hurt him or not (they weren't real silver)
bitched at elena about shagging archer and mindreading them
joined the failpile at the red carpet
nat 20 charisma check to make people like him despite swearing and flipping off the cameras that HE WON'T SHOW UP ON ANYWAY what a loser
felt bad for isabella because this engagement is a shaaaam
stepped on archer's foot on the way out of his seat
LIVE SESSION SHIT HAPPENS SEE OTHER XP COMMENT
immediately started dick measuring re: nadia's side swap with rafael
took the wheel because that's just what he does tbh
NAT 20 NAVIGATE CHECK
SUPER COOL CAR CHASE MANEUVERS
more bitching at raf for trying to kill nadia that one time
flirted with nadia at an inopportune time
noticed her rooting around in his brain and got annoyed
teamed up with Myri and Buffy to yell at Rafael about not being able to keep his gun in his pants
talked about the importance of consent in telepathic brainplay
unlocked nadia backstory!
learned how nadia and jade were related and actually?? felt bad?? for rafael??
tried to convince myri not to MINDWIPE HERSELF terrible plan all around wow
declared that anyone listening to country music deserved what's coming to them
emotional Spike speech about how important caring about people is and how it makes them stronger
learned that their little balcony tussle really was romantic!
noted that his showmanship is a weakness
hid nadia under his coat
learned how to drive a boat on the fly!
offered his services as a bodyguard. rather insistently.
went with kat to get elena
teased kat about her relationship with fred
took nadia back to her band
agreed to go as nadia's bodyguard
told buffy he was pregnant with fred's child and they were eloping
pointed out that being by nadia's side meant he'd also know first thing if she stopped being good
finally learned that he and buffy are from the same world and that she knew and hadn't told him
realized that he's actively killed buffy's predecessors
had ~emotions~ about second chances and redemption and comparing his bad past to nadia's
put skype on myri's phone
told elena that no one cares about the doppelganger thing anymore since we've all got our own problems and it's old news
gay jokes all the gay jokes and even a few bisexual jokes
taught des about kickstarter