pwnspatrickjane: * gus (now think of all the years you tried to)
Shawn Spencer ([personal profile] pwnspatrickjane) wrote in [community profile] theround 2015-12-02 07:11 pm (UTC)

xp | shawn spencer | post-invasion

Starting level: 4

Emily
Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Abbie
↳ Survived his knighting without falling on his face!
↳ In fact, he boogied his way down the walk of fame to help make Ashley feel better about being awkward in the armor.
↳ … May have burst out into “I Will Always Love You” during his oath-taking. This is what you have let into your knighthood, Wynn.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Alice
↳ May have taken advantage of Alice zoning out when talking to him to make her his impromptu fiancée.
↳ The tragic sewing machine accident of Sven the tailor.
↳ Conveys his goals of being part of a four-piece singing group.
↳ Takes it gracefully when their beautiful wedding is no longer meant to be.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Stiles
↳ Should have brought his food pants.
↳ More tales of Sven the tailor.
↳ Yeah, he’s totally psychic.
↳ Pineapples are A++

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Gus
↳ Fun times with Replacement Gus.
Gus. Don't be the twentieth verse of "The Song That Never Ends." I can't help the fact that I have a musical soul. Just like I can't control my dancin' feet.
↳ Is absolutely certain that he’s going to work a case where it’s going to be solved by bursting into song one day.
↳ Confusing asbestos with Hephaestus.
↳ Determined to be besties with Gus’ bear.
Actual Jack of All Trades Shawn Spencer
↳ Will totally grow an Amish-style beard in order to get promoted.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Henry
↳ The importance of the hero/sidekick dynamic.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Doyle
↳ The importance of building your own food nutrition pyramid.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Abbie
“I’ve heard it both ways.” - no, Shawn, you haven’t.
↳ On the lookout for the castle dragon.
↳ Cantina Laredo is #1 on his speed dial. Mexican food is very important.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Cheryl
↳ Finally, someone who understands him.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Dean
↳ Introducing Dean Winchester to Quatros Quesos dos Fritos. You’re welcome, Dean.
↳ A smidge of Supernatural 101 here and there.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Kali
↳ Shawn being very terrible at hand to hand combat and Kali showing him how it’s done.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Vi
↳ Treats Vi to his best Al Pacino.
↳ Not a completely terrible shot, though there were some misfires.
↳ Hasmed = Q, Merlin-style.
↳ Failing to know who Nikola Tesla is.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Andrew
↳ Currently on the hobbit diet. It’s worth noting.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Baal + Andrew
↳ Should probably never be allowed to play with lasers. Ever.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Astrid
↳ Everything Shawn knows about supernatural creatures he learned from Hollywood.
↳ Eventually turns into a very awkward conversation about penises.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Clark
↳ The proper way to prepare layers and layers of nachos.
↳ Shawn and his desire to have the properties of a twinkie.

Cashing in: FAL
Link(s): Shawn > Gus
↳ Shawn actually taking his training seriously and not being a ridiculous idiot (at least not completely). It’s been known to happen.

Cashing in: FINISHED “MISSION”: Castle Invasion
Link(s): FAL
↳ Exploding paperclips. They’re going to be a thing.
↳ Tells Frankie she needs to speak American when he’s the only American in the room. A+ American Entitlement.
↳ Totes the benefits of Macgyver.
↳ Reacting to the castle being attacked with “I didn’t do it.”
↳ Is quick to grab the spare gun and vest to jump into action.
↳ Is able to move the table to the door to blockade it. Completely fails removing it again to let Lis’sa in.
↳ Totally gets the Hoard ladies to vouch for him getting promoted.
↳ Makes the spot check to see the Doctor getting Brainiac’d.
↳ Coined the term: getting Brainiac’d.
↳ Incredibly girly screams when he gets knocked to the ground.

510 POINTS + bonus XP

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