Look. This was getting really long and missions haven't even begun.

THREADS

(FAL) - Peter (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(FAL) - Hawley (Text.)
(FAL) - Paige (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(FAL) - Bo (S.H.I.E.L.D.) (1)
(FAL) - Peter at Pandora
(FAL) - Peter at The Hotel (1)
(FAL) - Peter at The Hotel (2)
(FAL) - Peter & Malina at The Hotel Bar
(AL) - Bo (Call)
(AL) - Bo (Text)
(AL) - Deadpool (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Feste (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Toby (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Riggs (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Groot (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Sark (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Tony (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Dimitri (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Andrew (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Mars (S.H.I.E.L.D.)
(AL) - Arrival at Pandora
(AL) - Paige at Pandora
(AL) - Groot at Pandora
(AL) - Drax at Pandora
(AL) - Cora at Pandora
(AL) - Dante at Pandora
(AL) - Jake at Pandora
(AL) - Bo at Pandora

Total 735 XP

EXTRAS

Playing matchmaker with Paige & Sweets

Being a total hypocrite while playing matchmaker with Paige & Sweets

Escape Artist 32 to make even Peter's manual dexterity look weak tbh

Showing off by following it up with a 45 s.o.h.

That 54 charm check, tho

Nat 20 sense motive to realise Peter really was disappointed.

Nat 20 sense motive to realise that Peter wasn't just trying to get laid.

Being way extra by Crit Failing against a Nat 20 Charm check

Totally recreated the magic of both their canons by dancing with Peter

Hitting random on spotify to get the most hilariously appropriate song for Peter & Kenzi to dance to.

Kenzi & Peter Vidlet because what is chill.

That Nat 20 Charisma check

That Nat 20 Wisdom Check

Going the extra mile with that 19 STR check.

Those Condom Use Crit Fail feels (Sentences I never thought I'd write)

Hella angsty right as you have sex for the first time in oh... 5 years.

Crit Failed a Will Save against his 'Perlvic Sorcery'

Had to take Peter's shirt because... he wrecked hers.

Texted Bo the 'I just had sex' song to tell her about Peter...

While she was still WITH Peter

Crit Failed to make it super obvious she had just texted Bo about him

Threw her phone to keep Peter from hearing what Bo said.

Just The Same video [dead]

Douchebag Gandhi & Grandpa Snape

Admitted to Bo that Sex with Peter was amazing

Was somehow mad that sex with Peter was amazing

Claiming XP every time Kenzi throws Redhead shade tbh

Diplomacied her way into becoming Tony's new Lab Assistant

Bombed a Wisdom Check to assume Peter was hooking up with Kali

Failed not one, but two Will Saves against Peter's flirting

Broke out a Nat 20 Wis Check to remember Kali and smack him down

The closest thing to admitting emotional things she ever gets by telling him she doesn't want to regret what happened.

Epic Will Save to say no to a night in a Hotel with Peter because she didn't want to bail on her friends

Suggested there were other roommate free zones to have sex

That roommate free zone happened to be a hallway in a club squints

Failed a Will Save after Peter went down on her to reverse her position on that Hotel.

Rendered Peter speechless for not one but two rounds after oral.

Oh you bet your ass I am claiming XP for her spending a Fort 21 worth of time on her knees.

Also for making a fort save for gag reflex (The most serious RPer)

And the fact that said Forst Save was a Nat 20 (Yeah, YW Peter)

Being extra by Crit Failing against Peters charm check

Crit Failed Will Saves twice in a row to keep making out with Peter

That Nat 20 Sense Motive to realize Peter wants her friends to like him

That ridiculous Nat 20 Southern Belle Accent

Drinks champagne off Peter's chest like the classy bitch she is

Mutual rolls of 2's to get a champagne shower herself

Such emotional maturity (eventually) to explain to Peter why she's pretty much... been an ass to him for 2 years

Admitted to Peter that she was into him back then

Promptly upended a bottle of champagne on Peter's head when he called her on said admission.

Learned all about Peter's Space life

Had major emotions about Peter and didn't panic and leave

That Charm Nat 20 to lead to...

Unexpectedly emotional sex

One night in a hotel became two

Learned Peter's alter-ego name 'Star-Lord'

DIDN'T LAUGH AT IT!!!

TMW she likened Peter to Batman in space

Unlocked Peter's super sad backstory

"You were just a little boy."

Called Peter Star-Lord for the first time

Admitted to feels... even though she in no way used the words that admit to feels

Shared some of her own backstory with Peter

And more importantly didn't run afterward

Footloose geek out of adorableness after she Nat 20'd her Sense Motive to realize he wasn't fucking with her

Nat 20'd her sense motive on his feels and then immediately word vomited all the reasons she thinks he won't want to be with her

Actually used the words this time to admit she likes him

Sandra Bullock Rom-Commed him

Accidentally admitted she actually wants to date him

Star Wars sex puns

Can we talk about those 5 orgasms a piece in 12 hours

Instantly went into supportive Girlfriend Mode (shhh Kenzi embrace that word) when Malina texted

Nat 20'd a Will Save to keep her anger in check RE S.H.I.E.L.D. tests

Epic Sense Motive to pick up on insecurities and in turn ego stroke Peter

Wis 21 to realize Peter was going to spiral at the mention of Radiation

Immediately stepped in to rescue it and reassure him

Sure did, hold his hand in front of his friend

Nailed every Will Save to not panic over them being coupley in front of somebody he knows

Verbalising easy acceptance of Peter as a Hero so maybe he will believe it some day

Found a way to make a quick buck off Peter & Co being heroes

Totally got comfy with showing casual affection by the end of the conversation with Malina (udek how big this is. when it's in front of other people it becomes real instead of maybe just in her head and has real potential to hurt her // also lets other people see her feelings)

Sprayed the whole bar with beer in response to Drax's 'Smashing Loins' comment.

Accidentally led Drax to believe she's a prostitute by referring to her Vagina as her 'Lady Business'

"It's not a Theme Park! It's a VIP Club."

Taught Groot The Floss.

Totally made Peter a backdated playlist that she's been adding to for years... complete with PA music whenever he makes her mad.

Totally added 80s ballads to the playlist after he played her music and she has a better idea of what he likes, yet still giving him something new.

Smashed through "Larry's" terrible Bluff.

Let him keep on lying tho.

Epic Sleight of Hand to switch out Paige's next shot for a bottle of water.

Charmed the singer of the house band into letting Paige (and her) sing.

Broke out a Perform Sing: 33 to back Paige up during Dreams.

The most epic quad enable of a Jake Peralta, a Bucky Barnes, a Steve Rogers and an OC with an Idris Elba face.

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