bigbad: injuries (coy little grin)
Spike | Buffy the Vampire Slayer ([personal profile] bigbad) wrote in [community profile] theround 2013-11-03 10:17 pm (UTC)

Monster XP PART 1

FAL – Going to visit dying Jade
FAL – hustling Rafael out of the hospital
FAL – Spike and Mark
FAL - Spike and Finnick
FAL - Spike and Des
FAL – Gray debrief log
FAL – Francesca’s arrival
FAL – funeral part 1
FAL – funeral part 2
FAL – funeral part 3

TOTAL: 300

COOL SHIT

-Spike was bitchy about not driving even though it is DAYLIGHT.
-crit failed a fort save and ended up on fire after all
-also I was having way too much fun with song cues
-got drenched by fire hydrant
-tried to restrain Myri from going crazy healer chick on Jade
-FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM
-teamed up with Buffy to try and make Orlando Bloom go away and leave Jade alive
-tried to demand answers from Orlando Bloom. Did not succeed. Orlando Bloom is a shady fucker.
-for once did not catch on fire when he had a chance to. Let’s all be proud.
-teamed up with Buffy for the apparently more achievable goal of getting Rafael out of there.

-followed up on Mark being shifty at the concert
-unlocked backstory!
-was not particularly sympathetic about Mark’s family issues
-told him to get some balls
-no but seriously Mark’s issues did not impress
-finally gave up pushing because Mark is SO ANNOYING
-tried to cheer Mark up by threatening to strangle him with his own spine :-)
-Mark was not impressed
-told Finnick off for sucking as a bf
-basically do not hurt his daughter ok
-was surprised to hear Des has friends
-called Des a wanker
-told him off for being emotionally distant
-immortality bonding :’)
-bitched about his lack of memories
-learned that vampires are generally virgins when they’re turned
-DENIED IT VEHEMENTLY WITH ZERO EVIDENCE
-accidentally revealed that he and Buffy banged
-failed at denying it
-defended Dumage’s honor!
-tried to deny the whole… emotions thing
-punched Des in the face for pointing out what EVERYONE KNEW in that Buffy has a huge Rafael boner
-critfailed a wis check to catch Des overidentifying about the whole GIRL LIKES SOMEONE ELSE BETTER thing
-tried s-so hard to deny still having feelings oh my god
-so much angst
-totally did not get what Des was going for with the settle things in Rome thing
-decided he could take Rafael in a gladiator battle
-discussed spuffael threesomes.
-debated romancing Buffy again
-was moony over her fighting skills……..
-grumpy over Orlando Bloom’s existence again
-suggested googling the lady that cursed Des because no one could have thought of that
-came out of his room all shirtless and grumpy
-gave Francesca a shirtless hug
-figured out that Des ate human meat that once
-got a date to the funeral….?

-wore WHITE to the funeral (because Francesca dressed him) it was weird
-gave Francesca some exposition
-existential angst about being undead at a funeral and holy burn
-as usual got all uppity about Orlando fucking Bloom
-didn’t make a scene again, thanks to Francesca….

-YAY DUMAGE IS BACK
-sucked at seeing his undercover friend and not reacting
-tried to keep everyone from fighting AT A FUNERAL
-continued to be the worst date ever
-noticed all of the sketchy jewelry things
-got annoyed at Des’ typecasting
-eyesex with Dumage since apparently she thinks he can keep failboat from failing when he’s a big part of the fail

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