-Amazing drive check as usual -SECRET LIST -creeped on Buffy -defended Isabella having angst over Jade’s death in front of one of Jade’s boyfriends
Spike: We could climb in her window. Buffy: That is not inconspicuous. Where did you get your definition of inconspicuous? Spike: From watching you!
-wanted to text Dumage because he still doesn’t understand “secret” -revealed his vampiric nature to Archer -showed Archer his fangs which TERRIFIED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM -oh my god everyone thinks Spike is so unscary -gonna call this discussion of Spike’s passions love foreshadowing for later WHY ARE WE AWESOME? -convinced Archer he might be a vampire because he likes bloody marys and doesn’t go out during the day -got Archer to drink blood -and… spit it all over Gar SORRY -Spike’s camera invisibility became a convenient plot point -suggested they give Nadia a phone -suggested they give her Des’ card -WHY DID THEY THINK DES’ PLAN WAS A GOOD ONE?
Francesca: Everyone needs to wear black... Spike: [instantly] Ok. It's much better than the last time you asked me to dress to code.
-got specifically warned not to break Dumage’s cover.
Rafael: [dramatic pause] I wish that I could come. Francesca: Well, it's better this way. Rafael: I understand why it is best I leave this in your hands. Tifa: ... The drama was really necessary. Spike: [rolls his eyes]
Shana: Do you know what's really funny...? Imagining other drivers looking in their rear view mirrors when Spike is driving.
-more driving people around -rappelled across like a badass with his coat billowing. -texted Kat :-) to show he’d gotten the message -tried to find some bellhops with uniforms to steal. Sucked at it. -found the bellhop room finally thanks to Des’ suggestion and the blueprint
Spike: I'm rescuing ....my pet--- Arden: They don't know where he's going. Or care.
-forgot about his headaches so it’s a good thing he didn’t have to knock anyone out -uniforms achieved! -put away his coat sadly instead of wearing it over the bellhop outfit -was asked about the emergency evacuation procedure
Spike: Jump out the window. (Bluff 14) Arden: Well, he rolled a 7... Spike: That ... exit staircase... I meant. Take the exit staircase. It's my first day. Alli: That's true! It is your first day as a bellhop. Arden: That's not even a bluff.
-followed the people sneaking away -found doppelNadia -mass text! -took the time to add “bugger” to his text. -got really confused at why NO ONE WAS COMING since apparently there were two Nadias?? -noted that Nadia looked pretty not freaked out -followed her out of the staircase -got doppelgangered -wrestled with himself (by which I mean got punched a lot) -damage reduction saved the day though -NAT 20 in Passions knowledge -unfortunately the doppelganger liked Passions -insisted they shoot both Spikes -which conveniently got Francesca to shoot fake Spike so yay -hauled Not-dia off of Elena
Shana: Punch it in the buuuuuutt!
Shana: You know what the worst part is? Spike was counting on his fucking... camera invisibility and then there's a shapeshifter who looks just like him! ... Kaaaa-aaat.
-accidentally punched a wall (crit fail)
Myri: Spike. We have to go. Spike: He took my face. Myri: We have to go. Spike: ... Fine.
Shana: The worst part is that this is probably the 4th or 5th time Spike's actually seen himself. Arden: [after collective 'awwww's] That's just DEPRESSING. Why would you say that?? Tifa: Well, he saw himself before he was a vampire. Shana: He doesn't remember! He was low enough level at first to still show up in pictures, but... Ruthi: He still has his Instagram account. Matt: Just imagining vampire selfies. "Me at the beach": it's just a beach. Tifa: It could be the beach at night. Matt: It's just a pile of ash.
-DUMAGE BROKE THE COVER FIRST AND FRANCESCA WENT TO TALK TO HER SO IT’S CLEARLY OK -Spike hung out to chat with her as well
Spike: We listened to Archer. We're never doing that again.
-received exposition about hourglass -stopped to check in with Dumage like a dork -got doppelganger exposition for the group -noticed Elena was freaked out about doppelganger stuff -Dumage brushed him off too :-( -broke into the room (str 20) -RETREIVED HIS COAT so it wasn’t stuck in the hotel forever he did not need to be Des ok
Spike: [text to Buffy] "If you see me in a bellhop costume, kill him." Buffy: [texts to Spike] "little busy." "little." "busy."
-stared awkwardly at Elena
Spike: [ to Buffy, with hilarious sincerity ] Are you okay? Your text really worried me. Buffy: [ slow head turn to stare at him ]
-SPIKES EVERYWHERE -learned that the Doppelganger wasn’t a passions fan -just him and Francesca share that <3 -got vodka from Archer -was offended by Buffy’s “using Spike” joke -does rl snark about 1/21 sucking every year for Buffy and her not knowing why count? -Shana crit failed her wis check and called Robin Wood Robin Williams
Shana: Look guys, Ariel was cast! Tifa: Is it official? Arden: "Well, I got it from shadyrumors.com... so it must be true!"
-GUESS WHAT IT’S LEGIT I’M WATCHING AS SOON AS I POST THIS -discussed his possible experience with crypts -was sympathetic about Buffy’s loss of candy crush lives -noticed the blood on the lawyer’s floor and identified it as human -failed at intimidating info out of the lawyer about the blood (“wine”) -Shana struggled at British again -Spike proved he is NOT a lawyer -they learned about the Roger James/Rafael video -made SUPER LEGAL plans to search Chad’s office -dissed Archer -shared a moment of lawyer distrust with Francesca
Live session list
-SECRET LIST
-creeped on Buffy
-defended Isabella having angst over Jade’s death in front of one of Jade’s boyfriends
Spike: We could climb in her window.
Buffy: That is not inconspicuous. Where did you get your definition of inconspicuous?
Spike: From watching you!
-wanted to text Dumage because he still doesn’t understand “secret”
-revealed his vampiric nature to Archer
-showed Archer his fangs which TERRIFIED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM
-oh my god everyone thinks Spike is so unscary
-gonna call this discussion of Spike’s passions love foreshadowing for later WHY ARE WE AWESOME?
-convinced Archer he might be a vampire because he likes bloody marys and doesn’t go out during the day
-got Archer to drink blood
-and… spit it all over Gar SORRY
-Spike’s camera invisibility became a convenient plot point
-suggested they give Nadia a phone
-suggested they give her Des’ card
-WHY DID THEY THINK DES’ PLAN WAS A GOOD ONE?
Francesca: Everyone needs to wear black...
Spike: [instantly] Ok. It's much better than the last time you asked me to dress to code.
-got specifically warned not to break Dumage’s cover.
Rafael: [dramatic pause] I wish that I could come.
Francesca: Well, it's better this way.
Rafael: I understand why it is best I leave this in your hands.
Tifa: ... The drama was really necessary.
Spike: [rolls his eyes]
Shana: Do you know what's really funny...? Imagining other drivers looking in their rear view mirrors when Spike is driving.
-more driving people around
-rappelled across like a badass with his coat billowing.
-texted Kat :-) to show he’d gotten the message
-tried to find some bellhops with uniforms to steal. Sucked at it.
-found the bellhop room finally thanks to Des’ suggestion and the blueprint
Spike: I'm rescuing ....my pet---
Arden: They don't know where he's going. Or care.
-forgot about his headaches so it’s a good thing he didn’t have to knock anyone out
-uniforms achieved!
-put away his coat sadly instead of wearing it over the bellhop outfit
-was asked about the emergency evacuation procedure
Spike: Jump out the window. (Bluff 14)
Arden: Well, he rolled a 7...
Spike: That ... exit staircase... I meant. Take the exit staircase. It's my first day.
Alli: That's true! It is your first day as a bellhop.
Arden: That's not even a bluff.
-followed the people sneaking away
-found doppelNadia
-mass text!
-took the time to add “bugger” to his text.
-got really confused at why NO ONE WAS COMING since apparently there were two Nadias??
-noted that Nadia looked pretty not freaked out
-followed her out of the staircase
-got doppelgangered
-wrestled with himself (by which I mean got punched a lot)
-damage reduction saved the day though
-NAT 20 in Passions knowledge
-unfortunately the doppelganger liked Passions
-insisted they shoot both Spikes
-which conveniently got Francesca to shoot fake Spike so yay
-hauled Not-dia off of Elena
Shana: Punch it in the buuuuuutt!
Shana: You know what the worst part is? Spike was counting on his fucking... camera invisibility and then there's a shapeshifter who looks just like him! ... Kaaaa-aaat.
-accidentally punched a wall (crit fail)
Myri: Spike. We have to go.
Spike: He took my face.
Myri: We have to go.
Spike: ... Fine.
Shana: The worst part is that this is probably the 4th or 5th time Spike's actually seen himself.
Arden: [after collective 'awwww's] That's just DEPRESSING. Why would you say that??
Tifa: Well, he saw himself before he was a vampire.
Shana: He doesn't remember! He was low enough level at first to still show up in pictures, but...
Ruthi: He still has his Instagram account.
Matt: Just imagining vampire selfies. "Me at the beach": it's just a beach.
Tifa: It could be the beach at night.
Matt: It's just a pile of ash.
-DUMAGE BROKE THE COVER FIRST AND FRANCESCA WENT TO TALK TO HER SO IT’S CLEARLY OK
-Spike hung out to chat with her as well
Spike: We listened to Archer. We're never doing that again.
-received exposition about hourglass
-stopped to check in with Dumage like a dork
-got doppelganger exposition for the group
-noticed Elena was freaked out about doppelganger stuff
-Dumage brushed him off too :-(
-broke into the room (str 20)
-RETREIVED HIS COAT so it wasn’t stuck in the hotel forever he did not need to be Des ok
Spike: [text to Buffy] "If you see me in a bellhop costume, kill him."
Buffy: [texts to Spike] "little busy." "little." "busy."
-stared awkwardly at Elena
Spike: [ to Buffy, with hilarious sincerity ] Are you okay? Your text really worried me.
Buffy: [ slow head turn to stare at him ]
-SPIKES EVERYWHERE
-learned that the Doppelganger wasn’t a passions fan
-just him and Francesca share that <3
-got vodka from Archer
-was offended by Buffy’s “using Spike” joke
-does rl snark about 1/21 sucking every year for Buffy and her not knowing why count?
-Shana crit failed her wis check and called Robin Wood Robin Williams
Shana: Look guys, Ariel was cast!
Tifa: Is it official?
Arden: "Well, I got it from shadyrumors.com... so it must be true!"
-GUESS WHAT IT’S LEGIT I’M WATCHING AS SOON AS I POST THIS
-discussed his possible experience with crypts
-was sympathetic about Buffy’s loss of candy crush lives
-noticed the blood on the lawyer’s floor and identified it as human
-failed at intimidating info out of the lawyer about the blood (“wine”)
-Shana struggled at British again
-Spike proved he is NOT a lawyer
-they learned about the Roger James/Rafael video
-made SUPER LEGAL plans to search Chad’s office
-dissed Archer
-shared a moment of lawyer distrust with Francesca
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