-called Archer's car penis-shaped -wow he was mostly just snarky on this mission -oh but he DID open the box yay -figured out that Chad might not really be Chad.... -noted how unused the office looked -got annoyed at Des' order barking -spot check 28 to see a security guard -quietly pulled everyone back in (move silently 26) -power walked with Des and Finnick -NEARLY BUGGERED EVERYTHING UP with is low bluff check (bluff 12) -Larry -really just wanted to hit the security guard -move silently 32 -heard gunfire -dropped the box -RAN TO HIS LADY'S SIDE -arrived blatantly too late -also wanted to lick his lady in the hungry-not-sexy way -caught Buffy before she fell thanks to an action point -insulted Buffy out of love and worry -was panicky about Buffy and Myri being poisoned NOT OK -did not get an erection at Buffy rifling through his pockets!
-surprised no one by picking Buffy's team -comforted Myri (d'aww) -lawyer racism (he has nothing against Drow though) -assumed Jade and Des hadn't had sex because he hadn't smelled it -also snarked at Rafael for NOT FOCUSING ON THE MURDER TRIAL -followed Buffy to comfort her -awkward we-had-sex-what-do shenanigans about where should he sit -delivered Spike (tm) Pep talk about how no they're doing pretty ok -spoke out against higher power intervention -more lawyer racism -pointed out that Buffy would be a terrible name for Finnick and Myri's baby -admitted he couldn't give up fighting with the knights for a family -more pep talking
-was super defensive of Elena's right to learn doppelstuff -pointed out that a doppelganger liking soap operas makes a lot of sense given plot twists -answered the door since apparently no one else wanted to -also listened for evil (listen 23) -noticed Buffy acting weird about Val'drin in more than a drow racism wan -put himself as Elena's escort to do doppelstuff
-more lawyer racism -got grumpy about Jaka third (fourth?) wheeling his date with Buffy. But he was ok with Kat being there apparently. -but Buffy said he can come so Spike agreed -seriously though shouldn't Buffy get shotgun on their crime date -Nat 20 drive check he did not run any red lights or get caught speeding I guess -remembered to bring his blood cause Kat's potions'll kill him oops -pushed Jaka to reveal his secret back-up plan -utterly failed to come up with a good plan. THIS IS FAILBOAT THEY NEED NO PLANS. -suggested beating up cops in front of a lawyer and almost-stranger -also insulted Kat's shooting. as usual. -continued perfect driving despite Kat's assault. -not impressed with Jaka's plan -or Kat's magic -was not sure he would stop being invisible -Kat yanked out his favorite eyelash -snark with Buffy about eyelash ripping -listen 26 to not smash into any of his invisibros -more lawyer snark -BIG MARK REVEAL [mud] -connected it back to his other Mark reveals -accidentally implied he'd dated Mark -failed to comprehend computers -SNEAKY SNEAKING -set off an alarm... -happily abandoned Jaka after he SHOT HIMSELF IN THE LEG -nat 20 drive check AGAIN -seriously you could hear the comedic chase music in the background as he did amazing driving tricks to lose the cops -seriously got one car stuck in a manhole -also stopped and reversed as they drove past him -also JUMPED A FUCKING DRAW BRIDGE he is a bamf -knocked over a "Welcome to Chicago sign." For reasons. -made Kat temporarily happy and not thinking about Mark :-(
LAST MONSTER XP TURN IN AND THEN FROM NOW ON I STAY UP TO DATE REALLY
FAL - office break-in time
FAL - hanging out with the rest of the group
FAL - exposition central
FAL - gratuitous spuffy thread
FAL - SECRET conversation with Elena (and then Archer)
FAL - SECRET stuff with Elena and Archer
FAL - SECRET eavesdropping
FAL - yet another team meeting
FAL - FORMERLY SECRET police station stuff
Total XP: 300
-called Archer's car penis-shaped
-wow he was mostly just snarky on this mission
-oh but he DID open the box yay
-figured out that Chad might not really be Chad....
-noted how unused the office looked
-got annoyed at Des' order barking
-spot check 28 to see a security guard
-quietly pulled everyone back in (move silently 26)
-power walked with Des and Finnick
-NEARLY BUGGERED EVERYTHING UP with is low bluff check (bluff 12)
-Larry
-really just wanted to hit the security guard
-move silently 32
-heard gunfire
-dropped the box
-RAN TO HIS LADY'S SIDE
-arrived blatantly too late
-also wanted to lick his lady in the hungry-not-sexy way
-caught Buffy before she fell thanks to an action point
-insulted Buffy out of love and worry
-was panicky about Buffy and Myri being poisoned NOT OK
-did not get an erection at Buffy rifling through his pockets!
-surprised no one by picking Buffy's team
-comforted Myri (d'aww)
-lawyer racism (he has nothing against Drow though)
-assumed Jade and Des hadn't had sex because he hadn't smelled it
-also snarked at Rafael for NOT FOCUSING ON THE MURDER TRIAL
-followed Buffy to comfort her
-awkward we-had-sex-what-do shenanigans about where should he sit
-delivered Spike (tm) Pep talk about how no they're doing pretty ok
-spoke out against higher power intervention
-more lawyer racism
-pointed out that Buffy would be a terrible name for Finnick and Myri's baby
-admitted he couldn't give up fighting with the knights for a family
-more pep talking
-SECRET THINGS
-was super defensive of Elena's right to learn doppelstuff
-pointed out that a doppelganger liking soap operas makes a lot of sense given plot twists
-answered the door since apparently no one else wanted to
-also listened for evil (listen 23)
-noticed Buffy acting weird about Val'drin in more than a drow racism wan
-put himself as Elena's escort to do doppelstuff
-more lawyer racism
-got grumpy about Jaka third (fourth?) wheeling his date with Buffy. But he was ok with Kat being there apparently.
-but Buffy said he can come so Spike agreed
-seriously though shouldn't Buffy get shotgun on their crime date
-Nat 20 drive check he did not run any red lights or get caught speeding I guess
-remembered to bring his blood cause Kat's potions'll kill him oops
-pushed Jaka to reveal his secret back-up plan
-utterly failed to come up with a good plan. THIS IS FAILBOAT THEY NEED NO PLANS.
-suggested beating up cops in front of a lawyer and almost-stranger
-also insulted Kat's shooting. as usual.
-continued perfect driving despite Kat's assault.
-not impressed with Jaka's plan
-or Kat's magic
-was not sure he would stop being invisible
-Kat yanked out his favorite eyelash
-snark with Buffy about eyelash ripping
-listen 26 to not smash into any of his invisibros
-more lawyer snark
-BIG MARK REVEAL [mud]
-connected it back to his other Mark reveals
-accidentally implied he'd dated Mark
-failed to comprehend computers
-SNEAKY SNEAKING
-set off an alarm...
-happily abandoned Jaka after he SHOT HIMSELF IN THE LEG
-nat 20 drive check AGAIN
-seriously you could hear the comedic chase music in the background as he did amazing driving tricks to lose the cops
-seriously got one car stuck in a manhole
-also stopped and reversed as they drove past him
-also JUMPED A FUCKING DRAW BRIDGE he is a bamf
-knocked over a "Welcome to Chicago sign." For reasons.
-made Kat temporarily happy and not thinking about Mark :-(