[ SCOWL and also he whirls around to angrily bat at her bokken with his, wielding all the grace and fury of a cranky hedgehog. ]

More like pains in my ass-ass.

[ yeah. what. super clever. didn't see that coming didja, spider monkey???? ]

Besides, I don't need all this-- [ insert wild arm flailing here before he starts tapping his own forehead. ] --all I need is my noggin. Brains over brawn. Tortoise and the hare!

[ can you tell he's totally used to getting his ass whooped by small lithe women??? ]