[ it scares the living fuck out of him when hardison gets up that morning and heads for a shower. the shower's blessedly silent, so he doesn't plan on saying anything to anyone. then he's heading to breakfast and it's starting again and his eye is starting to twitch because he ain't even a morning person anyway, hasn't even got food in his belly, don't even know where it's coming from ohgodishegoingcrazy. (this is worse than when sophie forgot to take her earbud out during that oklahoma rehearsal...)
after breakfast he finally figures out it's the walking. which obviously means he rolls around the castle in his office chair, pushing off of walls with his feet and pulling himself into the elevators to spin while they go up and down. there's only one explanation for why he's being tortured so terribly, so when he does get eyes on his tiny trickster, he refuses to give in and hops out of his chair.
and shakes his hips.
and sings along. ]
I wanna hear that hiiiiiiiigh!
[ hardison thinks that this has gone long enough, and he knows how kenzi loves her sweets, so he leaves an apology gift basket in front of her door. complete with mayo-filled donuts, toothpaste-filled oreos, some delicious caramel onions and a giant bag of everyone's favorite gummy candy. ]
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after breakfast he finally figures out it's the walking. which obviously means he rolls around the castle in his office chair, pushing off of walls with his feet and pulling himself into the elevators to spin while they go up and down. there's only one explanation for why he's being tortured so terribly, so when he does get eyes on his tiny trickster, he refuses to give in and hops out of his chair.
and shakes his hips.
and sings along. ]
I wanna hear that hiiiiiiiigh!
[ hardison thinks that this has gone long enough, and he knows how kenzi loves her sweets, so he leaves an apology gift basket in front of her door. complete with mayo-filled donuts, toothpaste-filled oreos, some delicious caramel onions and a giant bag of everyone's favorite gummy candy. ]