Experience Point Bank

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EXPERIENCE POINT TALLIES

This game does not have an Activity Check. Instead, muns are granted experience points for any of the following that are reported to this page:

10 points: Comment string of 10+ comments from you on the network (multi-tag reaction shots count as one) [CS]
20 points: A network post made by you [NP]
25 points: Action log participation (at least 5 comments from you) [AL]
OR
30 points: Finished action log participation [FAL]
30 points: Prose log participation (at least 3 comments from you) [PL]
OR
50 points: Finished prose log participation [FPL]
40 points: Giving a mission suggestion that gets used. [MS]
Bonus XP: Create a list of cool things you did for lots of extra XP
At least 10 points: Any fanworks created by you and posted to the fanworks community [FW]

Icons: 1xp / icon rounded down to the nearest 10
Headers/smaller graphics: at least 30 xp
Wallpapers/large graphics: at least 60xp (possibly more at GM discretion for time invested)
Other (fanmixes, fanfic, etc): At GM discretion

Please use this form to add points to your bank. Replace MUN NAME with your name, use the acronyms above to say what kind of things you are cashing in, provide a list of links for proof, and please tally up how many points they are worth. Points are earned by mun, not character, and can be spent to make purchases for any of your chars at the Shop.

You may cash in points AT ANY TIME, so whenever fits your schedule. :)

<b>MUN NAME</b> <b>Cashing in:</b> CS/NP/AL/FAL/PL/FPL/MS/FW <b>Link(s)</b>: TOTAL POINTS</b>

BANK
an asterisk indicates a character that did not start at first level or had a level adjustment. their starting xp is figured into the displayed total, for ease of leveling.

ALISON SKY:
22,835 available
24,403xp total (Baal*)
21,000xp total (Derek*)
41,342xp total (Kiance*)
36,000xp total (Poe*)
15,000xp total (Hal*)

ALLI:
57,455xp available
125,415xp total (Myri*)
66,000xp total (Thoster)
91,000xp total (Faye)
66,000xp total (Charming*)
49,040xp total (Andrew*)
86,435xp total (Helen*)
72,800xp total (Stiles)
36,000xp total (Willow*)

AMBER:
130xp available
540xp total (Arthur)
125xp total (Lear)
10,265xp total (Derek*)

ASHLEY:
44,520xp available
190,890xp total (Elena)
17,635xp total (Miles*)
49,215xp total (Dimitri*)
14,145xp total (Sydney*)
57,780xp total (Bo*)
173,255xp total (Sam*)
44,890xp total (Snow*)
41,870xp total (Groot*)
35,880xp total (Ashley*)
120,000xp total (Katniss*)
55,000xp total (Finn*)
44,490xp total (Jane*)

BRANDON:
895xp available
21,895xp total (Damon*)

BRIAN:
11,765xp available
20,210xp total (Aedan*)
14,190xp total (Alaric*)
20,055xp total (Klaus*)
12,210xp total (Adam*)
500xp total (Liam)
500xp total (Oliver)

BROOKE:
11,725xp available
240,010xp total (Rose*)
133,105xp total (Kenzi*)
43,030xp total (Frankie*)
22,575xp total (Avaleen*)
34,390xp total (Sawyer*)
42,030xp total (Gwen*)
11,015xp total (Darcy*)

CASS:
305xp available
23,085xp total (Jameson)
25,320xp total (Kate*)

CHRIS:
42,715xp available
223,460xp total (Des*)
500xp total (Haymitch)
114,200xp total (Gold*)
17,595xp total (Bambi)
66,070xp total (Rocket*)
105,910xp total (Paige)
91,000xp total (Sark*)
29,300xp total (Kyomi*)
58,520xp total (Topher*)
25,630xp total (Mabel*)

CHRIS:
21,943xp available
45,000xp total (Gaz*)
33,800xp total (Cisco*)

CHRISTINA:
11,590xp available
17,680xp total (Hayley*)
105,295xp total (Faith*)
48,080xp total (Allison*)
29,005xp total (Zoe*)
45,015xp total (Cara*)
7,800xp total (Malia*)
36,205xp total (Felicity*)
28,000xp total (Ward*)

CHRISTINE:
18,170xp available
13,335xp total (Abbie)
5,540xp total (Lorne)
31,885xp total (Ashelia*)
15,410xp total (Zaihne*)

CHRISTINE:
31,605xp available
142,505xp total (Alainn)
500xp total (Riddick)

EMILY:
114,420xp available
101,845xp total (David*)
130,355xp total (Felicity)
66,165xp total (Kate)
95,695xp total (Cora*)
62,280xp total (Malina*)
18,780xp total (Shawn*)
10,120xp total (Sweets*)
47,710xp total (Barry*)
36,060xp total (Rory*)

EMILY:
9,600xp available
6,000xp total (Cassie*)

EMMA:
31,625xp available
134,075xp total (Violet)
175,685xp total (Lila*)
4,385xp total (Sean*)
16,810xp total (Lissa*)
33,185xp total (Ella*)
81,860xp total (Gus*)
45,140xp total (Abigail*)
28,440xp total (Alice)
67,060xp total (Kali*)
28,000xp total (Amy)
32.265xp total (Thea*)
73,060xp total (Jeanne*)
1,655xp total (Winter)
63,760xp total (Caroline*)
91,700xp total (Beatrice*)
45,045xp total (Jyn*)

ERIC:
16,300xp available
30,300xp total (Clint*)

FOREST:
1470xp available
1470xp total (Alec)

GEM:
48,875xp available
46,025xp total (Eleven*)
12,865xp total (Alisha)
7,585xp total (Matt*)

HANNA:
355xp available
440xp total (Amrita)
345xp total (Robin)
570xp total (Kyla)

JESS:
665xp available
210xp total (Tybalt)
155xp total (Ruvaen)
300xp total (Matthew)

JESSE:
0xp available
21,235xp total (Alec*)
53,025xp total (Steve*)
20,150xp total (Scott*)
20,090xp total (Smith*

JOYSWEEPER:
755xp available
1755xp total (Scout*)

KAREN:
49,600xp available
125,655xp total (Francesca*)
31,190xp total (Penelope*)

KISUI:
3,245xp available
12,275xp total (Brantley*)
1,670xp total (Maxwell)

KNIGHT:
175xp available
175xp total (Watson)

KOKO:
60,740xp available
10,850xp total (Sebastian)
58,620xp total (Mars*)
11,780xp total (Deryn*)
24,590xp total (Doyle*)

KORY:
130xp available
130xp total (Rayna)

KRIS:
10,085xp available
6,285xp total (Leia*)
10,400xp total (Henry*)

KYLE:
50xp available
15,050xp total (Chris*)

MATT:
112,385xp available
57,980xp total (Phineas)
121,055xp total (Archer)
37,950xp total (Nels)

MEGAN:
280xp available
280xp total (Martha)

MELISSA:
225xp available
6,395xp total (Adi*)
3,430xp total (Jackson*)

PAT:
215xp available
215xp total (Morgan)

RAOS:
9,500xp available
46,000xp total (Elijah*)

RIN:
18,000xp available
8,000xp total (Crane)

RUTHI:
250,040xp available
1,095xp total (Sven)
65,080xp total (Finnick*)
25,575xp total (Sylar*)
81,990xp total (Astrid)
100,440xp total (Alex*)
83,170xp total (Will*)
77,090xp total (Nathan*)
30,000xp total (Dante*)

RYNN:
4,160xp available
5,660xp total (Hawley)
28,000xp total (Solas*)

SHANA:
117,670xp available
38,545xp total (Andie*)
179,590xp total (Spike*)
670xp total (Deadpool)
79,875xp total (Hook*)
35,110xp total (Jaime*)
25,605xp total (Taradiddle*)
35,370xp total (Han*)
6,155xp total (Grimrot*)
54,380xp total (Carol*)
25,000xp total (Dipper*)
105,000xp total (Toby*)

SHEENA:
8,570xp available
6,385xp total (Dawn*)
21,510xp total (Maggie-May*)
36,025xp total (Caitlin*)

SHIA:
10,110xp available
15,110xp total (Isaac*)

STELLA:
17,860xp available
21,875xp total (Hawke*)
29,485xp total (Risa*)

TESSA:
11,587xp available
70,025p total (Natasha*)
6,690xp total (Erica*)
15,735xp total (Sara)
38,770xp total (Wanda)

TIFFANY:
82,155xp available
191,045xp total (Buffy*)
905xp total (Ethan)
105,000xp total (Emma S*)
63,830xp total (Alanna*)
62,580xp total (Lydia)
47,580xp total (Emma F*)
91,490xp total (Skye*)
66,000xp total (Rey)

Comments

Shana

[bigbad]

my old one was getting more cluttered than useful IT WAS TIME

Spike

[bigbad]

Monster XP PART 1

[bigbad]

FAL – Going to visit dying Jade
FAL – hustling Rafael out of the hospital
FAL – Spike and Mark
FAL - Spike and Finnick
FAL - Spike and Des
FAL – Gray debrief log
FAL – Francesca’s arrival
FAL – funeral part 1
FAL – funeral part 2
FAL – funeral part 3

TOTAL: 300

COOL SHIT

-Spike was bitchy about not driving even though it is DAYLIGHT.
-crit failed a fort save and ended up on fire after all
-also I was having way too much fun with song cues
-got drenched by fire hydrant
-tried to restrain Myri from going crazy healer chick on Jade
-FUCKING ORLANDO BLOOM
-teamed up with Buffy to try and make Orlando Bloom go away and leave Jade alive
-tried to demand answers from Orlando Bloom. Did not succeed. Orlando Bloom is a shady fucker.
-for once did not catch on fire when he had a chance to. Let’s all be proud.
-teamed up with Buffy for the apparently more achievable goal of getting Rafael out of there.

-followed up on Mark being shifty at the concert
-unlocked backstory!
-was not particularly sympathetic about Mark’s family issues
-told him to get some balls
-no but seriously Mark’s issues did not impress
-finally gave up pushing because Mark is SO ANNOYING
-tried to cheer Mark up by threatening to strangle him with his own spine :-)
-Mark was not impressed
-told Finnick off for sucking as a bf
-basically do not hurt his daughter ok
-was surprised to hear Des has friends
-called Des a wanker
-told him off for being emotionally distant
-immortality bonding :’)
-bitched about his lack of memories
-learned that vampires are generally virgins when they’re turned
-DENIED IT VEHEMENTLY WITH ZERO EVIDENCE
-accidentally revealed that he and Buffy banged
-failed at denying it
-defended Dumage’s honor!
-tried to deny the whole… emotions thing
-punched Des in the face for pointing out what EVERYONE KNEW in that Buffy has a huge Rafael boner
-critfailed a wis check to catch Des overidentifying about the whole GIRL LIKES SOMEONE ELSE BETTER thing
-tried s-so hard to deny still having feelings oh my god
-so much angst
-totally did not get what Des was going for with the settle things in Rome thing
-decided he could take Rafael in a gladiator battle
-discussed spuffael threesomes.
-debated romancing Buffy again
-was moony over her fighting skills……..
-grumpy over Orlando Bloom’s existence again
-suggested googling the lady that cursed Des because no one could have thought of that
-came out of his room all shirtless and grumpy
-gave Francesca a shirtless hug
-figured out that Des ate human meat that once
-got a date to the funeral….?

-wore WHITE to the funeral (because Francesca dressed him) it was weird
-gave Francesca some exposition
-existential angst about being undead at a funeral and holy burn
-as usual got all uppity about Orlando fucking Bloom
-didn’t make a scene again, thanks to Francesca….

-YAY DUMAGE IS BACK
-sucked at seeing his undercover friend and not reacting
-tried to keep everyone from fighting AT A FUNERAL
-continued to be the worst date ever
-noticed all of the sketchy jewelry things
-got annoyed at Des’ typecasting
-eyesex with Dumage since apparently she thinks he can keep failboat from failing when he’s a big part of the fail

Live session list

[bigbad]

-Amazing drive check as usual
-SECRET LIST
-creeped on Buffy
-defended Isabella having angst over Jade’s death in front of one of Jade’s boyfriends

Spike: We could climb in her window.
Buffy: That is not inconspicuous. Where did you get your definition of inconspicuous?
Spike: From watching you!

-wanted to text Dumage because he still doesn’t understand “secret”
-revealed his vampiric nature to Archer
-showed Archer his fangs which TERRIFIED THE CRAP OUT OF HIM
-oh my god everyone thinks Spike is so unscary
-gonna call this discussion of Spike’s passions love foreshadowing for later WHY ARE WE AWESOME?
-convinced Archer he might be a vampire because he likes bloody marys and doesn’t go out during the day
-got Archer to drink blood
-and… spit it all over Gar SORRY
-Spike’s camera invisibility became a convenient plot point
-suggested they give Nadia a phone
-suggested they give her Des’ card
-WHY DID THEY THINK DES’ PLAN WAS A GOOD ONE?

Francesca: Everyone needs to wear black...
Spike: [instantly] Ok. It's much better than the last time you asked me to dress to code.

-got specifically warned not to break Dumage’s cover.

Rafael: [dramatic pause] I wish that I could come.
Francesca: Well, it's better this way.
Rafael: I understand why it is best I leave this in your hands.
Tifa: ... The drama was really necessary.
Spike: [rolls his eyes]

Shana: Do you know what's really funny...? Imagining other drivers looking in their rear view mirrors when Spike is driving.

-more driving people around
-rappelled across like a badass with his coat billowing.
-texted Kat :-) to show he’d gotten the message
-tried to find some bellhops with uniforms to steal. Sucked at it.
-found the bellhop room finally thanks to Des’ suggestion and the blueprint

Spike: I'm rescuing ....my pet---
Arden: They don't know where he's going. Or care.

-forgot about his headaches so it’s a good thing he didn’t have to knock anyone out
-uniforms achieved!
-put away his coat sadly instead of wearing it over the bellhop outfit
-was asked about the emergency evacuation procedure

Spike: Jump out the window. (Bluff 14)
Arden: Well, he rolled a 7...
Spike: That ... exit staircase... I meant. Take the exit staircase. It's my first day.
Alli: That's true! It is your first day as a bellhop.
Arden: That's not even a bluff.

-followed the people sneaking away
-found doppelNadia
-mass text!
-took the time to add “bugger” to his text.
-got really confused at why NO ONE WAS COMING since apparently there were two Nadias??
-noted that Nadia looked pretty not freaked out
-followed her out of the staircase
-got doppelgangered
-wrestled with himself (by which I mean got punched a lot)
-damage reduction saved the day though
-NAT 20 in Passions knowledge
-unfortunately the doppelganger liked Passions
-insisted they shoot both Spikes
-which conveniently got Francesca to shoot fake Spike so yay
-hauled Not-dia off of Elena

Shana: Punch it in the buuuuuutt!

Shana: You know what the worst part is? Spike was counting on his fucking... camera invisibility and then there's a shapeshifter who looks just like him! ... Kaaaa-aaat.

-accidentally punched a wall (crit fail)

Myri: Spike. We have to go.
Spike: He took my face.
Myri: We have to go.
Spike: ... Fine.

Shana: The worst part is that this is probably the 4th or 5th time Spike's actually seen himself.
Arden: [after collective 'awwww's] That's just DEPRESSING. Why would you say that??
Tifa: Well, he saw himself before he was a vampire.
Shana: He doesn't remember! He was low enough level at first to still show up in pictures, but...
Ruthi: He still has his Instagram account.
Matt: Just imagining vampire selfies. "Me at the beach": it's just a beach.
Tifa: It could be the beach at night.
Matt: It's just a pile of ash.

-DUMAGE BROKE THE COVER FIRST AND FRANCESCA WENT TO TALK TO HER SO IT’S CLEARLY OK
-Spike hung out to chat with her as well

Spike: We listened to Archer. We're never doing that again.

-received exposition about hourglass
-stopped to check in with Dumage like a dork
-got doppelganger exposition for the group
-noticed Elena was freaked out about doppelganger stuff
-Dumage brushed him off too :-(
-broke into the room (str 20)
-RETREIVED HIS COAT so it wasn’t stuck in the hotel forever he did not need to be Des ok

Spike: [text to Buffy] "If you see me in a bellhop costume, kill him."
Buffy: [texts to Spike] "little busy." "little." "busy."

-stared awkwardly at Elena

Spike: [ to Buffy, with hilarious sincerity ] Are you okay? Your text really worried me.
Buffy: [ slow head turn to stare at him ]

-SPIKES EVERYWHERE
-learned that the Doppelganger wasn’t a passions fan
-just him and Francesca share that <3
-got vodka from Archer
-was offended by Buffy’s “using Spike” joke
-does rl snark about 1/21 sucking every year for Buffy and her not knowing why count?
-Shana crit failed her wis check and called Robin Wood Robin Williams

Shana: Look guys, Ariel was cast!
Tifa: Is it official?
Arden: "Well, I got it from shadyrumors.com... so it must be true!"

-GUESS WHAT IT’S LEGIT I’M WATCHING AS SOON AS I POST THIS
-discussed his possible experience with crypts
-was sympathetic about Buffy’s loss of candy crush lives
-noticed the blood on the lawyer’s floor and identified it as human
-failed at intimidating info out of the lawyer about the blood (“wine”)
-Shana struggled at British again
-Spike proved he is NOT a lawyer
-they learned about the Roger James/Rafael video
-made SUPER LEGAL plans to search Chad’s office
-dissed Archer
-shared a moment of lawyer distrust with Francesca

Some Magic Amount of XP

LAST MONSTER XP TURN IN AND THEN FROM NOW ON I STAY UP TO DATE REALLY

[bigbad]

FAL - pre-mission chatting
FAL - office break-in time
FAL - hanging out with the rest of the group
FAL - exposition central
FAL - gratuitous spuffy thread
FAL - SECRET conversation with Elena (and then Archer)
FAL - SECRET stuff with Elena and Archer
FAL - SECRET eavesdropping
FAL - yet another team meeting
FAL - FORMERLY SECRET police station stuff

Total XP: 300

-called Archer's car penis-shaped
-wow he was mostly just snarky on this mission
-oh but he DID open the box yay
-figured out that Chad might not really be Chad....
-noted how unused the office looked
-got annoyed at Des' order barking
-spot check 28 to see a security guard
-quietly pulled everyone back in (move silently 26)
-power walked with Des and Finnick
-NEARLY BUGGERED EVERYTHING UP with is low bluff check (bluff 12)
-Larry
-really just wanted to hit the security guard
-move silently 32
-heard gunfire
-dropped the box
-RAN TO HIS LADY'S SIDE
-arrived blatantly too late
-also wanted to lick his lady in the hungry-not-sexy way
-caught Buffy before she fell thanks to an action point
-insulted Buffy out of love and worry
-was panicky about Buffy and Myri being poisoned NOT OK
-did not get an erection at Buffy rifling through his pockets!

-surprised no one by picking Buffy's team
-comforted Myri (d'aww)
-lawyer racism (he has nothing against Drow though)
-assumed Jade and Des hadn't had sex because he hadn't smelled it
-also snarked at Rafael for NOT FOCUSING ON THE MURDER TRIAL
-followed Buffy to comfort her
-awkward we-had-sex-what-do shenanigans about where should he sit
-delivered Spike (tm) Pep talk about how no they're doing pretty ok
-spoke out against higher power intervention
-more lawyer racism
-pointed out that Buffy would be a terrible name for Finnick and Myri's baby
-admitted he couldn't give up fighting with the knights for a family
-more pep talking

-SECRET THINGS

-was super defensive of Elena's right to learn doppelstuff
-pointed out that a doppelganger liking soap operas makes a lot of sense given plot twists
-answered the door since apparently no one else wanted to
-also listened for evil (listen 23)
-noticed Buffy acting weird about Val'drin in more than a drow racism wan
-put himself as Elena's escort to do doppelstuff

-more lawyer racism
-got grumpy about Jaka third (fourth?) wheeling his date with Buffy. But he was ok with Kat being there apparently.
-but Buffy said he can come so Spike agreed
-seriously though shouldn't Buffy get shotgun on their crime date
-Nat 20 drive check he did not run any red lights or get caught speeding I guess
-remembered to bring his blood cause Kat's potions'll kill him oops
-pushed Jaka to reveal his secret back-up plan
-utterly failed to come up with a good plan. THIS IS FAILBOAT THEY NEED NO PLANS.
-suggested beating up cops in front of a lawyer and almost-stranger
-also insulted Kat's shooting. as usual.
-continued perfect driving despite Kat's assault.
-not impressed with Jaka's plan
-or Kat's magic
-was not sure he would stop being invisible
-Kat yanked out his favorite eyelash
-snark with Buffy about eyelash ripping
-listen 26 to not smash into any of his invisibros
-more lawyer snark
-BIG MARK REVEAL [mud]
-connected it back to his other Mark reveals
-accidentally implied he'd dated Mark
-failed to comprehend computers
-SNEAKY SNEAKING
-set off an alarm...
-happily abandoned Jaka after he SHOT HIMSELF IN THE LEG
-nat 20 drive check AGAIN
-seriously you could hear the comedic chase music in the background as he did amazing driving tricks to lose the cops
-seriously got one car stuck in a manhole
-also stopped and reversed as they drove past him
-also JUMPED A FUCKING DRAW BRIDGE he is a bamf
-knocked over a "Welcome to Chicago sign." For reasons.
-made Kat temporarily happy and not thinking about Mark :-(

[bigbad]

FAL - Mark sucks at life
FAL - Spike being an asshole (again) at Mark
FAL - Spike and Rafael playing cards
FAL - Spike and Myri faaaamily
FAL - Spike and Liam: battle of the sketchy fuckers
AL - Spike an Isabella sexy swordfight
FAL - romantic Buffy times
FAL - Spike turns into a fucking wolf
FAL - Spike and Des hanging out in Des' car
FAL - pre-trial
FAL - Gray chatty times
FAL - ~the trial~
FAL - Spike and Vi
FAL - Spike and Buffy comfort Myri
FAL - Des beatdown thread
FAL - stalking Des
FAL - Myri's gone thread
FAL - shopping with Bert
FAL - hanging out at the bar
FAL - Spuffy dance and more
FAL - post-Buffael dance fallout
FAL - SOBBING
FAL - planning to crash Keijen's party

685 XP

inspirational speech about how much Mark sux
told Mark he's useless and the worst a million times
bullied Mark into punching him
introduced Rafael to Egyptian Ratscrew
gratuitous mentions of kitten poker
had way too much fun slapping at Rafael's hands instead of cards
discussion of kitten poker turned into a discussion of revolution somehow
pointed out that Rafael should PROBABLY NOT INCITE REVOLUTION WHILE ON TRIAL FOR MURDER
foreshadowing of Rafael's murderous past coming out... somehow...
thought that Rafael was the dumbest motherfucker for not figuring out Buffy's feelings
stupid optimist Spike thinks shit'll get better
tried to make Myri feel better about Finnick
but she lied to him about how sucky things were and he believed her :-(
nat 20 intimidation check at Liam
seriously what was this thread
got Liam to bugger off
and used a reflex save to only get half the muddy water on his jacket
said he knew how to use a sword without... having any idea if he did
flirty banter
tried to punch Isabella to find out if she's human
headachesville :-(
SWORDFIGHTING! :D
Isabella hit first but Spike enjoyed it
immediately did 30 dmg on a nat 20
more headaches because THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BEING SUBDUAL
crit fail dropped his sword
brought fists to a sword fight
mid-trash talk, dropped his sword off the roof
considered biting her but... didn't...
Isabella tripped and landed on him s-so romantic
caught her (reflex 24)
declared he'd do just fine fighting in a skirt and heels
stalked Buffy by smell
got sad Buffy to laugh
insulted Rafael then felt bad about it
then did it again
but because he hurts Buffy and Spike can't see how anyone could... not love her, not because jealousy
makes her laugh again
Spike turns into a fucking wolf
didn't even pretend he wasn't stalking Des
intimidated Des into friendship quasi-successfully
pointed out that Buffy being better off without him WASN'T A GOOD ARGUMENT
optimism! if the jury's all gay guys and women, Rafael's sure to win!
followed Buffy and Des out after the Grays
Buffy style terrible excuse
HEY SPIKE HAD UST WITH DAVID ANDERS yay gay ust for everyone
except still suspicious as hell of all the Grays
figured out that Rafael tried to kill himself (nat 20 wis check)
called them out on the secret thing. ahahahahahahahaha
nat 20 str check to pull Buffy down
saved Myri from a car accident (str 25, ref 28)
yells at her before realizing something is not right
found out about Finnyri break up
told Myri she was right to break up with him
this thread hurts a lot I should get xp just for reliving it
imposed his own unhealthy relationship ideas onto Finnick and found him lacking
offered to break into a planetarium
tried to talk Myri out of leaving them
intimidated the poor innocent waitress with a glare (intimidate 32)
offered hair bleach to help Myri get her hair color back to normal
I did research to find out what the Chicago planetarium is like
Spike caught on fire must be Tuesday
cosmic wonders = things that show up on camera
dozed off in the theater
pretended he hadn't
tried to comfort Myri with Des' immortality
suggested Vi get Myri the hell out of here
tried to stop Des and Raf from fighting
accidentally killed Des in the process so that... sort of worked
punches Rafael for asking Myri to heal Des
(but also because he... really wants to punch Rafael)
apologized to Des about the whole almost killing him thing
nat 20 will save to not punch Des again post-speech
pointed out that the OTHER PEOPLE DID IT SO I CAN DO IT argument sucks
and then if Des was so sure he was right he should have just told them
gave up on suggesting no more secrets
snarked about Finnick and Archer's alcoholism
licked Des' blood off his fingers
went to get a drink
it ain't booze he was going for
move silently 27 to be creepy and follow Des
mature poking contest
sticks out an arm all badass-like to keep Des from passing him
broke up with Des
insulted Finnick and his inability to do anything
was sad about Myri
pointed out it's dumb to buy clothes that can't hold up in violence
had no regrets about Rafael and Finnick leaving the group for clothing trying
thought Isabella looked sexy
I found the only attractive JM in formal wear picture go me
seriously hella hot
fort 33 to not get drunk
went off to dance with Buffy
creepy sniffed Brad Pitt
rolled his eyes at Orlando Bloom
let Buffy and Rafael have alone time without bitching (out loud) #maturity
nat 20 search check to... find Brad Pitt was gone
sniffed Des
crit failed his wis check and thought Brad Pitt had licked Des
(to be fair, Brad Pitt did lick Des. Inside the mouth.)
saw Raf and Isa making out and wow he just sucks at picking girls that aren't in love with Raf
failed to get drunk (fort 21)
followed Buffy, Raf, and Des
ok pain time
makes all his goddess looking at saves
was pretty insensitive about Rafael's suicide attempt and Jade's death
THE GODDESS TOLD HIM HE HAS A SOUL OH MY GOD
but he's dumb (wis crit fail) and thought she meant him being on fire a lot
thankfully Buffy got it......
he had a lot of emotions about it
no he was actually speechless
also stupidly optimistic about spuffy opportunities but L O L JUST WAIT
couldn't tear himself away for propriety's sake
had lots of faith in Buffy
kind of hoped Rafael would leave to hang out in Moonland with Jade
but also kind of hoped he wouldn't because it would hurt Buffy
seriously lots and lots of emotions
turns out he was... not so happy Rafael stayed
seriously jealousy ramped up to 11
bitter "happy endings" comment
overheard Des talking to Jade about his penis
Des remembered Spike exists! :D
Spike just had a lot of bitterness in his heart
but he's still going on the mission because he's hoping there'll be punching involved

[bigbad]

NP - Spike and NOT MYRI
FAL - Dominion Part 1
FAL - Dominion Part 2
FAL - Dominion Part 3
FAL - goodbye thread with Isabella
FAL - Dumage debrief (not in the sexy way)
FAL - Dumage and Spike on the plane
FAL - Des and Spike on the plane
FAL - Kensington gardens
FAL - Spike and Dumage daaaancing
AL - Spike meets his squire
FAL - chatted about boys with Kat
AL - Beauty and the Vampire
AL - Spike and Faye discuss souls
AL - Spike and Francesca discuss souls
AL - Spike and Gar discuss souls
FAL - Spike and Buffy drama drama jealousy
FAL - Spike and "Myri"
FAL - Spike and Myri SURPRISE ENTRANCE
FAL - Spike and real Myri post-rescue
FAL - Spike and Des post-rescue
FAL - Spike and Vi post-rescue
FAL - Spike and Buffy post-rescue
AL - Spike and Mark post-rescue
AL - Spike and Dumage post-rescue
AL - Spike and Rose post-rescue
FAL - Spike and Elena dramaz
AL - Spike and Jack post-rescue
AL - Spike and Helen and Buffy chip check-up
AL - Spike and Kyp
FAL - pancake brunch
AL - gay chicken
AL - wedding chat with Elena
AL - wedding chat with Francesca
AL - wedding chat with Buffy
FAL - SECRETS
FAL - SECRETS
FAL - SECRETS
FAL - SECRETS

1085 xp

Told "Myri" about the Grays
Did not realize Myri wasn't Myri
Snarks about Buffy's Slayer title (he called her that before it was cool btw)
blended in with sketchy crowd thanks to fangs
went after Dumage
climbed a pillar even while it tried to set him on fire. He has lots of experience with things trying to set him on fire.
Archer shot Spike then Nadia threw him off a balcony. NOT HIS DAY.
He will never tell Archer that silver bullets won't do crap against him.....
stopped himself from getting caught in a cage
punched the fuck out of Archer and enjoyed it lots
badass jump up to the balcony
idk what the original edit was but I added "gratuitous shippiness" according to the edit note so go me
called telepathy "going Carrie"
drank from Des. it was pretty gay. not as gay as Des making out with Zarad.
got bitchy and jealous about Rafael's existence
shared booze with Dumage
got judgy about rich people
flipped Des off for calling him artsy
knew lots about poetry and weirded out Des
talked about Woodstock and I regretted Spike forgetting that
remembered that he has a squire now
poked fun at Des for BOYFRAND
then talked him in to staying with the knights instead of at a hotel
went off with the lung cancer brigade
pointed out that no one on this team can drive
but went with Dumage anyway
made fun of Mark
RIGHTFULLY NOTED that Vi shouldn't be driving I am just saying he called that one
got shotgun
heroically splashed around and didn't help anything
helped Des out of the water
judged Elena's love life
pointed out THEIR CARS HAD BEEN SABOTAGED
suggested it could be Mark
looked super fancy at the squire party (disguise 21)
danced with Dumage and sucked at it (dance 3)
lets her lead with her amazing dance check
HEAD EXPLOSION OF PAIN
Alanna hurt him more with her positive energy whoops
yelled at her
Then she punched him because SHE IS THE WORST CLERIC
once the pain went away he punched her back to be an asshole
super immature banter
Dumage found out about the headache thing
bitched about team secrets
Dumage offered dancing lessons yay
Met his squire and it was awkward
Got Belle to help him look up soul info
brooded about the dark past he doesn't know he has
unlocked backstory
discussed Davin
was too deadpan for Faye's life and made her think he wanted to go to church
refused to demonstrate his ability to set himself on fire
called Rafael Spaghetti-os
Gar suggested his soul could be an indication of world differences
Spike made the logical leap that MAYBE HE WASN'T A VIRGIN
texted Des this revelation
questioned the hell out of Gar's abstinence lifestyle
so much awkward with Buffy
drama drama angst angst jealousy bitterness
They decide not to see each other for a while
Failed to notice anything weird about Myri using her phone's camera
followed Myri without question out of the castle
crashes Elena's party with Myri and Jack
punched Spyke in the face
Expositioned at people
DRAMATIC COAT RECLAMATION
Myri gave him a nat 20 hair cut
angst and drama and ptsd
talked about killing Dimitris
discussed nightmares
offered company and suggested she talk to Buffy
stole someone random's burger
judged Des for worrying about his gay life getting out to Kyp
interrogated Des about Zarad
gossip cheers him up
more ptsd angst
punched Des to demonstrate chip working
had a WE'RE GONNA KICK ASS moment with Des
Vi made him hot sauce
discussed his murderous impulses a little
morbid jokes with Buffy
she talked him into not being a murderer. for now.
dramatic speech of friendship instead of romantic pursuit!
spuffy hugs d'awww
got jealous bc she hit things with Des
punched Buffy to show his lack of a chip
she was not as enthusiastic about it and worried about there being a new chip
suggested they go check it out the next day so she wouldn't have to worry
judged Mark's life
talked about chips and souls with Dumage
talked about resurrection and vomitty feelings with Rose
found out Kyp raped Elena
drama and feels and angst
got frustrated cause Jack wanted to take things slow
super uncomfortable about getting into the cat scan thing
did it anyway aww yeah brave
got his brain scanned
chip free yay!
Yelled at Kyp for being a rapist
but started understanding what not having a soul might mean
YAY MYRI AND FINNICK GETTING MARRIED
quietly intimidated the fuck out of Finnick must be Tuesday
tried to get info out of Zarad
mostly just got a confusing boner
told Elena about turning into a bat but she crit failed her sense motive and didn't believe him

I WILL LINK YOU TO SECRETS TOMORROW BUT I NEED TO COLLAPSE SOB

LIST OF SECRET STUFF

[unhand]

FAL - Mission Briefing
FAL - Concert
FAL - Everything Gets Worse

90 XP

fretted over the team not being normal failboat
became Nadia's #1 fan
abandoned all pretense of this staying recon-only
called Rafael Senor Olive Garden
spot 28 to see that Nadia looks sad
referred nostalgically to that time Nadia threw him off a balcony
nat 20 punched Archer in the face for 26 dmg
slipped away from Archer with a 25 grapple check
threatened his death if Archer made him miss stuff
gave no shits about Blade (will save 27) and just continued his Nadia obsession
punched out two bouncers pretty effectively
found Nadia by following the sound of her crying
declared his love
which at least got her to lift the compulsion
offered her an escape anyway
tried to convince her that she didn't need to stay
got a secret message
broke the mirror and went all sexy intimidation and promises of freeing her
unlocked new ship: Spadia
vaguely waved his arms towards Archer when he fell (reflex 12)
shouts to Blade that he's heard better music in elevators
fretted a little about Buffy not texting him back
was insistent about needing to rescue Nadia
doppeldrama
mind controlled again
I went to bed without knowing if my character would survive the night
thanks to Myri, did not learn the hard way what water does to a vampire of his level
took a leadership role and shouted out some orders!
told Vi to hit things to make herself feel better

[bigbad]

FAL - Briefing
FAL - Lydia
FAL - Rebekah
FAL - Stiles
FAL - mission debrief
FAL - Francesca
FAL - Des
FAL - Buffy
FAL - Buffy II
FAL - Faith
FAL - Des II
FAL - Mission wrap-up
FAL - Dean
FAL - Rose
FAL - Tia
FAL - Myri
FAL - Kate

AL - Spike and Finnick

FW: True Love's Buggering
FW: Blow Me
FW: Incest fic

535 + fic xp

Cool Shit

lots of snark and insensitivity to Des' condition
no tolerance for Archer's life
tried to... point out that a little love affair was not the worst thing to happen in recent past
pointed out they suck at recon-only
smacked the back of Archer's head for 12 dmg
also I feel like noting that was for making fun of Des' sexuality which simultaneously is sweet and a little hypocritical but look he only does it cause it annoys Des and that's funny. Archer's just an asshole.
eavesdropped on Myri and Wynn
had Andres angst slash worried about Myri's murder inclinations
discussion of doppelgangers and gender/sex
was an asshole about getting Lydia's name
insulted Lydia for sounding all country club
learned about how to resist domination! yay smart heroes!
called her Velma
got her real name by asking politely!
vampire creeped on Stiles and snarked
bitchy about Billy Idol
consistently an asshole
called Stiles a strange little twat
did not go for the stereotype of vampires vs werewolves!
refused to... be remotely friendly
walked away without saying goodbye rather than continue to be annoyed
was bitchy about Kate/Dean
complained a whole lot about having his brain messed with
had a big fat crush on Nadia
listened to her music that was recorded pre-mind control god cause he's not ENTIRELY dumb
still didn't know rivers can kill vampires
doubted Des' vampire expertise. again.
considered talking to Hellsing but was wary
learned about the whole Italy kidnapping fiasco
but Des' casualness about it worked to play it off
was super defensive of Nadia and her music
which is still better than Rafael's even without mind control
insisted Nadia was on the up and up
aaaaand acknowledged that it could be a trap but pointed out it's still a good idea to break her curse
continued to be pretty convinced this mission won't go smoothly
broke the murder-happy Myri news to Buffy
made it pretty clear he'd murder Sarandis so Myri wouldn't have to
judged Buffy's gun happy life
awkward conversation about hearing about Italy from Des, not Buffy
angsty powerloss talk
tried out the gun he was judging Buffy for
unlocked backstory from Faith!
judged his own name
wasn't sure he believed the backstory
ran away
snark about Des' gay sex life
bitched about the immortality loss timing
tried to get Des out of the land of denial re: his boyfriend. it did not work.
kept his promise and apologized for rudely bumping into the ~mysterious stranger~
insulted Finnick's music
more of his big fat crush on Nadia
measured dicks with Dean
got offended when Rose was all IT'S SO EASY TELLING THAT SOMEONE'S A DOPPELGANGER
defended Elena
informed Tia about blood flavors
adorable Myri snuggles
caught Dean and Kate coming out of the bathroom

[bigbad]

FAL - Beholders everywhere
FAL - hotel hang-out
FAL - crossing that bridge
FAL - fight! fight! fight!
FAL - airfield
FAL - debriefing
FAL - Spike and Buffy
FAL - Spike and Rocket and Drax
FAL - war briefing
AL - Spike and Astrid
AL - Spike and Cordy
AL - Spike and Franny
AL - Spike and Alice
AL - Spike and Willow
AL - Spike and Henry
AL - Spike and Dumage
FAL - Spike and Des
AL - Spike and Dumage 2

500

Cool Stuff

tried to talk Buffy out of getting herself killed with medium success
boldly ran away from a gang of beholders
emotions re: leaving Thomas and Jack behind the first time
called Rocket a mascot
went to help Rafael #characterdevelopment?
called him "spaghetti-breath" maybe not that much character development
fought a robot not very successfully
went to fight the enemies still living instead of going to help Buffy
jumped dramatically off a building and punched a guard with a nat 18
just fucking boa constrictor grappled a guy to death he didn't even get to the biting part
will 26 to not be at all bothered by all the killing he's doing
suggested they let Rocket eat the bodies
asked the guards if Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were Rocket's accomplices
intimidate 40 at the guards
flipped off the guards
nat 19 kick
set the guards on fire to hide the bodies
he gave 24% of a fuck that Archer was not looking good (I rolled for it)
decided he cared more about killing Dimitris than what happens to the country afterwards
smoked inside and talked about penises with Astrid
learned too much about his past from Cordy
"Right now, my master plan is a hostile takeover of the drinks table, love."
convinced Will Graham he wasn't a bad guy
defended Elena's honor :-(
flirted and danced with Francesca
told Willow about his soul
emotions over how different the Spike described to him is to his current self
told Henry about how common friendly fire is
made fun of Des' dramatic joining of forces
told Buffy off for almost getting everyone killed
told Buffy she's pretty much the leader even if not officially
emotions about leaving Thomas and Jack the first time
fought with Buffy :-(
got Rocket drunk on fey wine
learned that Rocket is from space
unlocked too many drunken raccoon emotions
offended Rocket's pride
called Drax a runaway from the circus
got bullrushed by a raccoon
cared about Dumage :-(
was overly invested in Des' relationship
unlocked Des' mortal angst
asked if Des was afraid of turning into a tree when he died
after mocking Des for the tree thing for a bit, actually gave a nice speech about not knowing the future
thought that inbreeding might explain Mark
was somehow... supportive... and gave Mark strength??? what is this bizarro land
made fun of Mark
nat 20 sense motive

[bigbad]

Andres time are you ready

FAL - Mark
FAL - Archer
FAL - Andres pt 1
FAL - Andres pt 2
FAL - Andres pt 3
FAL - Andres pt 4
FAL - Andres pt 5

210 xp

COOL SHIT oh boy

Asked if princesses had proposed to Mark
promises Mark he'll always think he's a git
mocked Mark into having some confidence
was completely unrepentant about hitting Archer all those times
turned Archer's HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT thing back on him X(
called Lara angst-ridden when mark asked
"His royal Markliness still might die horribly"
TUNNEL GO BOOM
EVIL PLANTS
referenced Little Shop of Horrors
most usless nat 20 ever since he's got such a high fort save
got eaten by a dragon :-(
tried to punch his way out but ended up being saved by Buffy and Mark #mustbetuesday
his poor coat though :-(
nicknamed Buffy St George
nat 20 pop culture check to get Des' Monty Python and joke about air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
nat 20 fort save AGAIN so he just remembered he doesn't have to breathe as a vampire
fought horrible golems
yelled at Des for being mortal and stupid
tried to grapple the huge monster things
actually impressed with Archer since he saved Buffy
TRIED to avoid the idiot trap ghost fight but Myri thwarted his plans
laid Tia's father to rest through shooting at him a lot
actually used his guns
nat 20 gun attack!
gave Chad his gun
completely bombed his will save and entirely missed combat
yelled at Buffy for getting impaled
stabbed the thing through her the rest of the way so that she could get healed
sarcastic about monsters being set free when THEY'VE BEEN FIGHTING SO MANY MONSTERS ALREADY
PUSHED A BUTTON
tried to pick a lock even though it had already electrified Buffy
went with team BEAT STUFF UP when Myri teleported them
nat 20 balance check
FINALLY BIT PEOPLE and did con damage and it was amazing
tried to intimidate some guards into running the fuck away but it didn't work even though one seemed to want to
Mark did more damage to Spike than anyone except like maybe the golems
ran after Mark to try and go kill Dimitris and jumped over a fallen pillar
met fucking woodhouse
excited to see Elena!
suggested Woodhouse start cleaning up
tried to intimidate Dimitris
started singing Whiskey in a Jar when Thomas died and made this a musical episode and upset everyone
tried to get up and fight Dimitris but he vanished too quickly
angrily searched for Dimitris then kicked the balcony because he was gone

LIVE SESSION XP

[bigbad]

giving this its own comment because it's different than the other stuff

LIVE SESSION NOTES

Spike's parts, separated out:

Elena and Spike found the security room, but Buffy was distracted by Rafael
Crit failed a listen check because Buffy was having Rafael drama, but Elena heard the thing
Buffy and Spike followed the security guard to Beyonce’s dressing room
Buffy couldn’t tie him up but Spike was very successful at it…….
They took his shit and the other guards called him telling him they couldn’t find anything
Spike faked an American accent (and I did it aloud and I’m really proud of myself) but it was pretty believable despite its atrociousness and it worked
We all kind of danced in place to the music the PCs can’t hear
Buffy and Spike just nod at each other and decide to hunt the Mind Master
Spike sees something sketchy and just grabs Buffy’s arm with no explanation and they chase it. They both see the door closing and rush on anyway this definitely isn’t a trap and they’re not gonna die
Turtle says this moment was very memorable I’m scared ma
They don’t see anyone and Spike and Buffy split up I’M SURE EVERYTHING’S FINE
Spike got a nat 20 wis check so he updates everyone on what they’re doing
Spike makes his wis check and turns off his headphones but Buffy doesn’t
Buffy didn’t get a good search check but Arden took Tifa all the way downstairs and brought dice so she might be dead now we don’t know
SHE CAME BACK AND TOOK HER LAPTOP I’M REALLY SCARED BUFFY MIGHT BE DEAD
Spike sees footprints and follows them then hears Buffy talking to someone Scottish dressed as a Catholic priest
Spike got a 15 wis which I decided is enough that he won’t just run to her aid…. He snuck up to the fountain and heard him say “Why don’t you ask your friend?” he assumes he means himself and saunters out right in time to get slammed by a holy blade thrown at his chest (atk 41, dmg 24)
Init has started. Buffy and Spike don’t seem to be doing much damage despite doing a ton of damage. Anderson is more interested in Buffy than Spike. Spike attempts to grapple but it doesn’t really work at all…..
Banter about eating each other
Spike did not hit well
Anderson does 100 damage right back at her and holy fucks with Spike
Spike fails utterly to grapple despite me using five action points and Buffy tells him to go get help
Anderson is NOT bothered by Spike and heals him again and keeps fighting Buffy
Buffy tells Spike to run get help again and he reluctantly goes but says he’ll be back he comes across Des and Isabella and is just like GET THE FUCK OUT THERE BUFFY NEEDS HELP
Spike texts everyone to say GET THE FUCK HERE
Spike goes back because UMM BUFFY’S DYING
Spike asks Myri for healing
Myri heals (harms) Spike and Buffy and does bull’s strength on everyone
Team goes to watch Rafael… Spike, Isabella, Des, and Rose on one side, Buffy, Archer, Alainn, Vi, on the other
Spike rolled a 15 maturity check so he didn’t mute his headphones for Rafael’s song
Spike made faces while the ladies swooned and Buffy made her Angel face (Tifa made it too)
Spike wants to listen and tries to convince Rose that she can hold him if he gets crazy……
The song is amazing and all about setting me free. We can’t tell if anything bad is happening but so far Spike and Archer seem ok?? So does the audience??
Spike can’t tell if she’s wearing the necklace
They get a text from Jack being like Buffy and Spike come to Rafael’s dressing with him for a foursome to meet Myri because she might have a lead and it might be a trap
Actually everyone comes tbh we can’t follow instructions except Vi who went back to Finnick
Rose stood guard outside while the rest of them went in and Nadia came up to them. Rose let her in and she held out her necklace: in their head she told them “Take this, I’ll tell you everything.” END CHAPTER THIS WAS REALLY GAY AND UNDEPRESSING ENOUGH THAT I’M WORRIED.


ALSO A NOTE TO SAY I'M DEFINITELY GONNA DO THE EVEN OLDER LIVE SESSION AT SOME POINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE BUT PROBABLY NOT TODAY

SO MUCH XP

[bigbad]

FAL - mark victory thread
FAL - spike and kat
FAL - fireworks bomb
FAL - thomas memorial service
FAL - spike and lan
FAL - spike and lan continued!
FAL - spike and francesca
FAL - spike and des
FAL - spike and des continued!
FAL - spike and rose
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - spike and elena
FAL - fred rez
FAL - failboat on a plane
FAL - hunt for dumage
FAL - failboat and wynn
FAL - spike and francesca
FAl - spike and myri
FAL - spike and belle
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - myri's wedding
FAL - spike and archer
FAL - spike and myri
FAL - des married reveal
FAL - briefing
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - spike and elena
FAL - spike and fred
FAL - spike and rose
FAL - grammy's red carpet
FAL - CAR CHASE
FAL - warehouse
FAL - warehouse interior
FAL - escaping the warehouse
FAL - at the hotel
FAL - getting elena
FAL - nadia transport
FAL - spike and jack
FAL - spike and buffy
FAL - spike and myri
FAL - spike and elena
FAL - spike and des
FAL - spike and alainn


TOTAL XP: 1290

COOL STUFF

congratulated mark on winning and it was only a little sarcastic!
had zero faith in mark's combat abilities
still was pissed about that holy sword thing
complimented kat on cutting dimitris' nads off
commiserated about how badly he wants to kill the asshole
told lan off for his werewolf manpain
talked about free will and how humans suck too
and pointed out that lan has control and could teach other people to have control too WEREWOLF SUPPORT GROUP COME ON LAN
crit failed a fort save and actually got drunk!
bitched about archer with des
kidnapping angst
"into the fan without a paddle" drunk metaphors are mixed!
talked enough about buggering that des made the gay joke
spike could not say propositioning he was too drunk
insulted des' jawline
des insulted spike's cheekbones this fight turned really dumb really fast
angst because spike... doesn't really know what he looks like HE'S SEEN DOPPELGANGERS LOOK LIKE HIM MORE THAN HE'S SEEN HIMSELF
was more worried about how gross garlic would taste in whiskey than about the fact that it'd be poison
drank expensive scotch with rose
asked if she was offering him her blood god!drunk spike stawp
built stuff with buffy and joked about accidentally getting staked
had angst with her about murder and war and doing what they had to
asked if mark was pregnant
immediately gave mark shit when he started whinging about dumage knowing his secret
pointed out that she hadn't given up his secret no matter what threads she made
also pointed out that mark was a jerk when he dumped her
and that dumage deserved way better
broke the smoke alarm (crit fail) and made it beep for the entire rest of the flight while he hid in the bathroom and smoked
snapped at finnick and then apologized since he's one of spike's only #teamdumage comrade
crit failed his attempt to kick down dumage's door and just kind of walked into it hilariously
i ended up needing an action point to get him in there
NAT 20 SEARCH CHECK OF HER ROOM SO ROMANTIC
found a note addressed to him and a picture of a little girl that didn't mean anything to him
crit failed a will save and actually cried over her letter to him
did the math to figure out exactly what number agent she is (quadruple? maybe?)
called dumage's betrayal "pulling an elena"
shared her letter with everyone
had so many dumage emotions about how no one trusts her because she's ~mean~
argued with myri about dumage :( this should not count as cool stuff it was upsetting but there were a lot of emotions
but still wanted to give her away at her wedding because he loves her even when they fight
wanted to snark at buffy for being dumb more than he wanted to avoid thinking about rafael at all #characterdevelopment??
his opinion of rafael went even LOWER when he found out he just changed his number on buffy
tried to convince her there was probably more to the story
called rafael a "gormless tit"
awkward sexual tension with buffy that thankfully didn't turn into anything
spike didn't WANT it to be anything either which you know, big for him
called rafael and dumage "errant-not-quite-lovers"
introduced buffy to veronica mars that was very important
gave myri away at her wedding despite the sun yay insane fort save
forgot he'd convinced archer that pie was a vampire weakness
got hit in the face with delicious apple pie
told archer that apple pie will only make him stronger that's not his pie weakness
danced with myri on her wedding day SO MANY EMOTIONS PROUD PAPA
unlocked jade backstory
tried to find a way to #savenadia
told buffy archer is trying to kill him but refused to take him seriously as a threat
tried to get her to stab him with an earring to test if silver would hurt him or not (they weren't real silver)
bitched at elena about shagging archer and mindreading them
joined the failpile at the red carpet
nat 20 charisma check to make people like him despite swearing and flipping off the cameras that HE WON'T SHOW UP ON ANYWAY what a loser
felt bad for isabella because this engagement is a shaaaam
stepped on archer's foot on the way out of his seat
LIVE SESSION SHIT HAPPENS SEE OTHER XP COMMENT
immediately started dick measuring re: nadia's side swap with rafael
took the wheel because that's just what he does tbh
NAT 20 NAVIGATE CHECK
SUPER COOL CAR CHASE MANEUVERS
more bitching at raf for trying to kill nadia that one time
flirted with nadia at an inopportune time
noticed her rooting around in his brain and got annoyed
teamed up with Myri and Buffy to yell at Rafael about not being able to keep his gun in his pants
talked about the importance of consent in telepathic brainplay
unlocked nadia backstory!
learned how nadia and jade were related and actually?? felt bad?? for rafael??
tried to convince myri not to MINDWIPE HERSELF terrible plan all around wow
declared that anyone listening to country music deserved what's coming to them
emotional Spike speech about how important caring about people is and how it makes them stronger
learned that their little balcony tussle really was romantic!
noted that his showmanship is a weakness
hid nadia under his coat
learned how to drive a boat on the fly!
offered his services as a bodyguard. rather insistently.
went with kat to get elena
teased kat about her relationship with fred
took nadia back to her band
agreed to go as nadia's bodyguard
told buffy he was pregnant with fred's child and they were eloping
pointed out that being by nadia's side meant he'd also know first thing if she stopped being good
finally learned that he and buffy are from the same world and that she knew and hadn't told him
realized that he's actively killed buffy's predecessors
had ~emotions~ about second chances and redemption and comparing his bad past to nadia's
put skype on myri's phone
told elena that no one cares about the doppelganger thing anymore since we've all got our own problems and it's old news
gay jokes all the gay jokes and even a few bisexual jokes
taught des about kickstarter

XP DUMP 1

[bigbad]

breaking this up because it's been a long time

FAL - Nadia
FAL - castle invasion 1
FAL - castle invasion 2
FAL - castle invasion 3
FAL - castle invasion 4
FAL - invasion aftermath
FAL - DUMAGE!!1!
FAL - Vi
FAL - Club Hawley
FAL - Abbie
FAL - Lorne
FAL - Doyle
FAL - Willow
FAL - Rose's resurrection
FAL - Myri
FAL - boozy dhampir
FAL - des
FAL - dumage
FAL - elena
FAL - caroline

total xp: 600

was kind of into nadia's blood
told nadia she was brave
was all ooooh I'm a vampire I'm so badass and morally grey lol spike you're not fooling anyone
god nadia to open up about the bad shit she'd done!
made it VERY CLEAR that he was not friends with rafael
compared rafael to a confused duck
suggested a spaghetti factory was a good place to get rafael's defenses down I WAS JUST REALLY ON A ROLL WITH THE RAF INSULTS
marked off another woman he was interested in in the SHAGGED RAFAEL column SIGH. Dumage you're his only hope.
honestly wasn't that put off by her raping rafael like relative to a lot of the shit that's happened
talked second chances and bad pasts and if it counted when you couldn't remember it
was way more turned on by her tossing him off a balcony than he probably should have been
instead of just asking rose and dean about their body bags like a normal person said "I don't remember ordering takeout"
immediately felt bad about it
charged outside to see what's going on even though it was still daylight
re: the colossus: "I don't think I can bite that"
FINALLY MET HIS NIECES but it was very poor timing
Bickered like a child over whether he or Dean should drive but Rose took his side
Stole Archer's terrible El Camino for his very short road trip
Nat 20 drive check
Literally said "Keep it in your pants" about Dean's excitement over the el camino's weapons
I made a lot of claims about how he wasn't going to crash the car for someone who then crashed the car
Pointed the car at the tank and jumped out with a quip about parallel parking
Starts climbing the tank
Jumps off the tank before really getting anywhere
Ran to Rose's side D:
Called Steve Rogers a "blind yank" because he couldn't see Michael
Nat 20 intimidate check against Michael plus quip about his coat being better
Was pretty accepting of the inevitability of Dean doing something stupid to save Rose
Told Dumage he missed her but his aim is getting better
Was pretty cold to her since. You know. LOTS OF SPYING AND BETRAYAL.
Filled her in on the Finnick situation
There is talk about sexting nadia now what the fuck is this thread
Was pro-saving Dumage's sister
Met Lucia properly bawww
First time meeting someone who remembered him having a soul (thanks Lorne)
Also "Angel? Who the bugger is she?"
Hung out while myri worked on resurrecting rose even though gross holy magic
Saw the horrifying red seal that was definitely Dean doing something stupid
Got Rose a burger and donuts as her first post-res meal
Nat 20 sense motive to get her emotions
Met Shayla properly! With ice cream for Myri!
Spilled the something stupid beans at Rose
Poked fun at Des for having eaten human flesh and for being diurnal
Was still mad at Dumage and they fought a bit
Found out Elena was leaving and was upset about it

XP DUMP 2

[bigbad]

FAL - briefing
FAL - plane planning session
FAL - vi
FAL - pre-wedding
FAL - red wedding 1
FAL - red wedding 2
FAL - red wedding 3
FAL - red wedding 4
FAL - elena
FAL - dumage
FAL - rose
FAL - des
FAL - steve
FAL - myri
FAL - debrief
FAL - rose
FAL - dumage
FAL - bad guy palooza

total xp: 540

Had questions about how necessary it was for Dimitris to be alive
Crit failed a bluff check and it was super obvious he was eavesdropping
Luckily he could still hear Decker when he left thanks vampire ears
Texted everyone a warning
Gave Kat a boost so she could see while she magicked
Was very critical of Buffy's life choices
Fought Kitty and some guards who thought she needed help
Excellent grapple checking
Did not kill her when she was all taunty about it
Or when she was taunty about his chip it was very rude
Pointed out to the cops that KITTY IS NOT A VERY GOOD PERSON AND IS SAYING BAD PERSON STUFF
He was convincing enough that they would have let him come quietly but lol no
And anyway Kitty just fucking had a heart attack on him after that like an asshole
Insulted Dimitris' penis
Kicked Dimitris' corpse because that's a healthy coping thing
Bothered Elena about her strange new flying form
Fought with Dumage again :(
Brought Rose more donuts
Insisted that thinking of him made wanting to hurl better
Was supportive of Rose murdering Dimitris
"Technicolored Yank" + teasing Steve Rogers about being a superhero
Had emotions about having been kidnapped with Myri
Archer was kicked off the team and Spike was utterly delighted
Sparred with Rose and it was the hottest fucking thread
"Kat, no! Rescue, then murder!"
"Signore Vermicelli." I don't even know what Vermicelli is so I assume I was googling pasta names for this tag
Flips off Draken
Points out that they're all definitely going to walk straight into the goddamn trap the bad guys have set
He and Kat get each other they're talking about busting heads now

Killian Jones

[unhand]

Andie

[asap]

Jaime Lannister

[twinfucker]

Taradiddle Gesundheit

[godblessyou]

Han Solo

[parsecs]

[godblessyou]

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Could half of it go to Hook and half to Taradiddle please? Thank yoooou!

Grimrot

[grimrot]

Carol Danvers

[airforceful]

Dipper Pines

[lowvi]

Starting Level 6

October Daye

[errantdetective]

I haven't actually turned XP in for her yet but I'd like to give her my anniversary boost and bring her to Level 15! With total XP of 105000. Thanks!