Lucky Seven Anniversary

[wynn]

WE DID IT, Y'ALL. SEVEN YEARS. SHIT. I'm running out of pithy things to say every year. All I know is that I am super energized and pumped to bring about KOL Endgame (as it were) and totally open to continuing adventures beyond that point for anyone who wants them. Assuming the world is not destroyed. That might be a wild assumption. We are living in the worst timeline. And it's gonna be a wild ride.

As always, incredible amounts of gratitude to those of you who stick this thing out through the slow times and the rough times and come back with such mind-blowing enthusiasm each time. I will continue to work hard to bring you the surprises, drama, and pain that define our little world.

As a reward for your continued time in the game, all players with active characters can head over to the magic weapon shop and create one weapon for a character of your choice that has a total +2 enhancement bonus. That means that it can either have a flat +2 (to attack and dmg), or a +1 enhancement and then one of the +1 weapon special abilities. It can be any kind of weapon.
Storywise, these weapons will be enchanted by Hasmed and doled out for this end of the world eventuality.

And last but never least, as always, please complete the seven year anniversary survey for a bonus 500xp!

<B>Your Name |</b> <B>Characters Played |</b> <b>Member Since |</b> <B>Guilty pleasure ship |</b> <B>What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable |</b> <b>Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? |</b> <B>What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? |</b> <B>Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? |</b> <B>What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? |</b> <b>What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? |</b> <b>Invent a new KOL against Humanity card |</b> <b>Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? |</b> <B>Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end |</b> <B>Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large |</b></b> </div>

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[forcevisions]

Your Name | tifa
Characters Played | buffy, rey, skye, loki
Member Since | opening
Guilty pleasure ship | rey/darth vane

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | jack and gar tbh
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | will i get hit if i say buffy
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | hummus
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | rey :( gonna die a virgin
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | sam winchester
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | elena and des' betrayal
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | press f to pay respects
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | Matt Mercer
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | the party ascends to godhood by siphoning away keijen blade's energy
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | when placing ur bets in the dead pool make sure to include me as the most likely to die

[meta]

yum bets

[nothingsodivine]

how does one resolve a problem like elena gilbert and desmond descant.

[wynn]

+500xp!

[graveflowers]

you said rey and ashley said finn and i said caroline so the answer to all of this is threesome :)

they gonna fuck

[ambitionist]

Your Name | ruthi
Characters Played | finnick, alex, astrid, will, nathan
Member Since | opening
Guilty pleasure ship | none of my pleasures are guilty B) still kyp/elena tho probably rip

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | gross
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | hasn't christos wanted it since he was born or smth? just let him have it ffs
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | what you can't kill you just trap in a vegetative state forever :)
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | will … just gonna die with his dogs but it's ok
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | literally who hasn't been a traitor yet at this point. gar? gar. gar's gonna betray us all
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | ALL OF THEM. i mean the one I'm personality invested in is a secret so. actually, just all of my characters plotlines because i'm a narcissist.
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | "when wynn disappeared, ____ replaced him as leader of the knights"
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | i'm gonna +1 matt mercer but also be sad it's probably not tom ellis
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | it was all a dream. the castle was in a child's snow globe. this was all a hallucination of one of the main characters who is locked up in a mental institution.
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | can you believe?

[forcevisions]

lydia would fuck will ok but he's out here like jailbait who

i guess she's prob legal by now

[wynn]

+500xp!

[nothingsodivine]

Your Name | Chris
Characters Played | Des, Gold, Paige, Topher, Sark
Member Since | Opening
Guilty pleasure ship | I still ship Glasya/Sam and no one can stop me.

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | Literally anything I ship.
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | LET!!! GAR!!! BE!! A DRAGON'S CLAW!!!
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | I was gonna say hummus, but Tifa stole it from me. So I guess a musical episode, since hasn't KOL really been one long musical episode.
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | Paige because she won't have sex before marriage and nobody gonna marry her right now.
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | It won't be any of mine, which is ironic considering who is left on my roster. : D
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | I have... several... But they're all my secrets. Goddammit.
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | _______ was Kyp all along. Is that one already in there? I feel like maybe it is.
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | It's Chevy Chase, duh.
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | Heaven, Hell, the Knights, various gods, Hellsing, and some other random assholes all ally together to stop Blade and the Mind Master, and then immediately have a Mexican stand-off the second it's over. Sopranos black screen.
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | So you're saying that Azrael and Zarad....... have a connection....

[forcevisions]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT SAM/SKYE

[ambitionist]

nathan would marry paige im just saying

especially if they're going to die :']

[wynn]

+500xp!

[astrayed]

LANCE, JUST MARRY PAIGE ALREADY

[littledhampir]

Your Name | Brooke
Characters Played | Rose, Kenzi, Gwen, Darcy, Avaleen, Sawyer & Frankie
Member Since | Late 2012 / Introed in early 2013
Guilty pleasure ship | Reijen. Because insert trash emote. Tres Winchesters. What?! It would solve a lot of problems okay.

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | Jack/Gar, Mark/Alainn. I'd say Rose/Dean but I think the m-word could cause Dean to break out in hives. JS.
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | Tia, bitches!
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Rocket. The Racoon not the weapon. Death by Rocket seems legit somehow.
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | Kenzi. I say this purely because she's somehow never managed to get laid in 6 years. RP gods prove me wrong.
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | Gonna be vague and say it will be a member of Failboat.
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | It's not even my storyline, but Sam Winchester 1.0.
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | Doppelcake. (That's it. That's the whole card.)
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | Chevy Chase. Obviously. (For real though, I'm seeing a 90's era Pacino)
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end |

- Actual Cannibal, Shia Lebouf will be one of Keijen's minions.
- Hasmed gets eaten by a giant snake, ala Principal Snyder in S3 of BtVS.
- Dumage is going to step up and put her life at risk to save the day
- Despite being super dead, Sarandis finds some way to bite them in the ass
- Cut away to Kyp singing 'How could this happen to me' from his cell in Andres.
- The Mind Master will escape unscathed. Dun dun Duuuuuuuun.
- Somebody will summon a Sharknado.

Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | Just This

[wynn]

+500xp!

[wynn]

Your Name | arden the great and terrible
Characters Played | your mom
Member Since | 2003
Guilty pleasure ship | most of mine i made real. but some others: goldos, logan/emma, sarkney, keijen/anyone, finnick/burt, peter quill/like everyone he has ever talked to, mars/faith, dante/cordelia, faith/buffy

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | :D
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | Merlin the Bunnicorn
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Thoster seduces him. BARD ON BARD FUCKERY.
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | Hasmed :(
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | Surprise, it was Thomas all along
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | That one time that Belle and Gold murdered a guy and then burned the body
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | GLaDOS' newest test involves 10,000 volts of electricity and ________.
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | It was Chevy Chase.
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | That would be telling.
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large |

[graveflowers]

+500xp!

u deserve it too

TESSA

[krasnayapautina]

Your Name | Tessa
Characters Played | Natasha Romanoff. I killed off all my other assholes.
Member Since | 2014!
Guilty pleasure ship | Logan and Emma.

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What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | I just want one big castle orgy ok.

Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | Gar.

What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Someone tells a joke so funny it kill him with laughter.

Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | My dead ones.

What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | The other half that hasn't will.

What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | Elena and Des. I need it.

Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | "The castle got destroyed by______________ this time".

Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | Donald Trump.

Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | Everyone retires to Ibiza.

Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | I!!!!!!! LOVE!!!!! EVERYONE!!!!!!

[wynn]

+500xp!

[killmypatience]

Your Name | Emily
Characters Played | David, Felicity, Kate, Cora, Malina, Shawn, Barry, Sweets, Rory, Rosario, Laurel
Member Since | 2013
Guilty pleasure ship | Vi/Dom

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | Felicity & Thoster, it's selfish but it's true. Also Jack & Gar?
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | Gar!!
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Achilles Tendon metaphor! Maybe it's in his elbow, and future weaknesses of a similar nature will be killed the Keijen's Elbow.
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | David. I hope no one expected me to say anyone but David.
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | ... Spike. Maybe. He's going through A Lot.
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | Elena & Des
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | And then spiders.
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | Keanu Reeves.
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | Keijin gets turned into a giant tree and the world is saved by the vengeance of Mother Nature.
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large |

[wynn]

+500xp!

[doubletake]

Your Name | Ashley
Characters Played | Elena, Sam, Katniss, Bo, Miles, Finn, Snow, Ashley, Jane, etc
Member Since | 6.5 years
Guilty pleasure ship | Sam/Glasya, Tres Winchesters, Rey/Katniss, Kat/Gar, look I could be here all day what do you want from me.

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | Do you really want me to answer this though?
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | Gar
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Encase him in platinum and drop him to the bottom of the ocean.
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | Katniss or Finn, probably.
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | didn't all of failboat do this already by bailing to russia? js How about Lila?
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | i'm allowed to want des/elena > failboat resolution too right?
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | _____ + ______ + _____ = OT3
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | It doesn't matter what he looks like.


Also, I can't believe Tessa said Trump. I'm personally offended on Elena's behalf.
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | The location of the final battle becomes a crater/dead zone. Someone has to accept the Nightmare God powers after Keijen bites the dust.
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large |

[wynn]

+500xp!

[graveflowers]

Your Name | Emma
Characters Played | Vi, Lila, Caroline, Amy, Thea, Kali, Gus, Ella, Bea, losers idr man
Member Since | 2013
Guilty pleasure ship | Lila/Eric fucking fight me

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | Gar and Jack, at least the married part
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | I think Gar should be promoted and Jack should retire when he realizes he loves Gar too much to be fully mission oriented and Tia takes up her father's mantle because I'm a big fan of nepotism.
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Paper cut
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | I was gonna say Vi and then I remembered she did already so she's got that on lock sooooo of the people that want it, Caroline doesn't look likely to get laid.
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | Ashley is right, it's probably Lila
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | Mulder and Amy's flirtation begins anew and Amy gets a threesome with her husband
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | ...and then Elena almost drowned again.
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | Tom Hanks
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | Amara comes back and just punches Keijen in the dick while the Mind Master gets toasted like a marshmallow. Also Nick is there. Obama is holding me.
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | xoxo

[wynn]

+500xp!

[daredtobelieve]

Your Name | Alli
Characters Played | myri, thoster, faye, andrew, stiles, clark, helen, willow, charming, and fucking neal
Member Since | a smidge after opening
Guilty pleasure ship | Mik/Dom and you can't stop me

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | Jack/Gar, Fred/Kat, Mark/Alainn LOOK I NEED MY FAVE NPCs TO GET THEIR HAPPY ENDINGS OKAY
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | G A R
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Myri uses the power of friendship to convince him to not be an evil jackass anymore.
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | All of Stiles love interests died, so probably him.
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | Faye is on a hair trigger lately (stealing from the vault and whatnot) so maybe she and Lila will just go rogue together soon
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | Elena/Des v. Failboat feels like it will part of endgame so I'll pick finding out what the heck is going on with Bo and Andrew's baby
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | becoming a Russian sheep farmer to atone for your sins
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | herself, what a twist
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | bad guys win. new game, we're all bad guys
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | can't gif hunt at work sooooo just that ilu all

[wynn]

+500xp!!

<3333

lalala the latest

[errantdetective]

Your Name | Shana
Characters Played | Spike, Toby, Carol, Feste, Bubblegum, Wade, a buttload of others
Member Since | the start
Guilty pleasure ship | the Millenium Falcon. Sorry, Jolly Roger!!

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | PROTECT MYRI LET HER LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER THAT'S ALL
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | Deadpool. Okay, really probably Gar, but god, can you imagine?
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | bad music reviews :( his ego wouldn't be able to take it
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | absofuckinglutely it's Spike
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | The Winchester trio. They will absolutely and completely believe they're doing the right thing, though.
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | adding to the Des + Elena crew
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | Hasmed and Solace shittalking Wynn.
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | it's Arden. It's always been Arden.
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | Maybe the real main plot was the friends we made along the way
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | Y'ALL ARE GREAT

[wynn]

+500xp!

/slides in here super late with no Starbucks whomp whomp

[trigeminalheadache]

Your Name | Sheena
Characters Played | Dawn Summers, Maggie-May West, Caitlin Snow (plus an empty 4th character slot that needs to be filled)
Member Since | Ummm 2013, I think?
Guilty pleasure ship | Team Tres Winchesters!

What KOL ship do you want to see survive/get married/have babies if applicable | Jack/Gar hands down
Who do you think should be the next Dragon's Claw? | GAR
What is your personal (unlikely) way to take down god-tier Keijen Blade? | Tying his shoelaces together
Which of your characters is least likely to get end of the world sex? | it's a tie between Dawn and Caitlin :( :( :( :(
What KOL character is going to turn traitor next? | Sweets. Sweets is totally gonna snap.
What storyline do you want to see revisited or resolved before endgame? | Des + Elena pls & thx
Invent a new KOL against Humanity card | ummmmm... idk
Who do you think Arden cast as Lucifer? | Burt Reynolds. Taliesin Jaffe. It's probably a revolving door, to keep things fresh.
Make wild (final) predictions about how main plot will end | IT WAS ALL A DREEEEEEEEEAM!
Anything else you'd like to say to the game at large | You're all amazing mwah

[wynn]

+500xp!