theround | [meme] open voice-testing for prospective players

Compiled from various memes at

bakerstreet . Deal with it.

How it works:
1. Post as your character with Name | Canon if applicable | Preferences (as in whether you'd prefer no smut, etc.) in the subject line. You can choose the scene and prompt yourself or leave it for others to decide.
2. Others respond to your prompt or after going to RNG and entering numbers 1- 15 for a prompt.
3. Respond and play it out!
4. Play nice though. If someone doesn't want to play something out, respect their wishes.

You may use threads from this meme for your application samples!

1. Morning After; The morning after. You guys may have been drunk or completely sober, or maybe the victim of some unfortunately laced magical brew. You may remember or have no clue who this is in your bed or why they're there. But they're there. And you guys did it. Is this a total disaster or a blissful recollection of a night of magic?

2. Popo Shut Us Down; Oh crap, get to the getaway car! You may be innocent or have actually broken the law, but either way, you've got to escape those sirens because the cops don't know or care that you've got a license to kill. Car, boat, chopper, whatever you want, just flee the scene together and fast!

3. Anger Management; Maybe they said something insulting to you, maybe you just don't like their face, but either way you're hit with the overwhelming urge to punch this person in the face. So you do. And everything rolls on from there. Do you get in an overly dramatic fight full of fiery explosions? Is a friendship shattered? Who knows!

4. Wasted Together; You're drunk. The pair of you. So drunk. Shenanigans ensue.

5. Did the Riddler Design This Lair? You were on a mission, but now you've ended up trapped in a locked room. This room could be a kitchen or it could be a secret laboratory or something in between. Either way, you and your companion are forced to solve inane puzzles to get free...though the next room might be more of the same. Seek a way out!

6. Haunting the Fuck Out of You; You're haunting the land of the living as a ghost, and the only person who can see you is...them. Why are you haunting the land of the living instead of wandering off to the afterlife? I have no clue. It could be unfinished business or revenge, or it could just be a big case of it sounded like a good idea at the time.

7. Groucho Glasses. You're now in a very silly disguise of some kind because maybe there were budget cuts for this mission (Don Paolo you are not) and you just bumped into the other person.

8. OH NO YOU DI'INT. You're hungry and snuck down to the castle kitchen for a midnight snack. The fridge is empty. Someone just made themselves a sandwich with the last of the food, leaving only saltine crackers and a mostly empty jar of mayonnaise behind. Get them.

9. It's a Trap!! You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).

10. Curses! You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed. The nature of the curse and whether it affected one or both of you is up to you.

11. That Old Black Magic; You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.

12. Watch Out, They Bite; You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bugbear/dog/t-rex/tiger/dragon/whatever the hell else you want to have encountered on a mission. There may or may not be some additional side effects.

13. Cue the Angry Mob; It wasn't magic this time, but rather a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.

14. Texts From Last Night; Either go to tfln, and select one, or make up one of your own!

15. Tied Together; you're suddenly stuck together, probably with someone you hate. What are you tied together by? Could be a chinese finger trap, could be some invisible force, could be handcuffs. Dealwithit.gif.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

[Well, good job, science division. Your attempts at studying the effects of certain weird ass eldritch energy field measuring equipment on dead zombie parts re-reanimated them, and now they're inside the castle crawling around. Dovan skids around a corner, as much as a dwarf can skid, battleaxe in tow and sees Spike down the hall]

Where are they?! I'll split the monsters from ear to rotten ear!

[Andie is wearing groucho glasses and a tophat. But she really isn't even trying to disguise her identity. The rest of her outfit is her usual eclectic style.

She bumps into Eric and starts speaking in a deep, fake-manly voice. While trying not to laugh.]

Excuse me, coming through.

[Christos stands there for a moment staring at the empty cupboard, his eyebrows drawing together and eyes narrowing. He is taking this more than a little too personally, but that's just sort of how he operates.

He turns his head very slowly at the sound of movement in the next room, and moves with practiced rogue silence that way to see who is sitting at the table there eating.

It's hard not to recognize the flaming bright hair and his annoyance ramps up several degrees. He finally speaks, his tone flat and dripping with displeasure.]

What do you think you're doing?

[Spike had just ran to pick up a weapon, in his case a mace, and now he's after the same undead horrors. Other undead horrors.]

That way. [Instead of pointing, he just takes off after the zombies. He's invited himself to this battle.]

[Andie actually jumps a little. She was too involved in her sandwich to succeed at a spot check. She turns around looking guilty, though she is absolutely certain there was nothing wrong with eating, before she finally answers.]

Recharging?

[Sven jingles the handcuff around his wrist and makes a nothing's-actually-funny-but-I'm-going-to-laugh-anyway chuckle.] They make this look a lot more exciting and sexy on television.

[She doesn't know who this guy is, but he sure looks like a douchebag. She can just tell that he's a total ass, it's the air he gives off with his bitchface.

She's not someone that's afraid of being terrible to others, as it's a gift that she's possessed since childhood, so she casually brings up her elbow to prod him in the side of the face as she walks past. Totally looks like an accident, too. Mostly.

What. It's a punch with the elbow.]

[Eric starts at first when she shoves into him, before affixing her with a look of total incredulity and judgment]

You can't be serious.

[He jerks away from the contact, looking at Cassie as if maybe she is actually mentally handicapped]

There's plenty of room in the hall.

[Andie rolls her eyes and tries to vibrate her wrist so hard it breaks the cuffs. It doesn't work so Sven can enjoy having the handcuff bounce around uncomfortably.] On TV, they're probably easier to break, too. This sucks.

[Heyo have Sven in your bed gurl. Sitting up and looking confused and half asleep, but not incredibly bothered by this situation. It may not be the first time. (unsure) He runs his hand over his not so delicately tousled hair.]

Hey, um ... where am I?

[She is SO serious and shows it by making a very serious face up at him.]

Serious about what? Coming through?

[Thomas rolls over in his sleep, snoring oh so not delicately at all, and his arm flops over Sven, causing a look of confusion to come across his face even mid-slumber. His hand moves across the other's chest, grasping around for boobs that are definitely not there, as if to confirm that something is definitely not right here.

Very abruptly, he sits straight up, like a squirrel who heard something, looking incredibly wide awake all of a sudden] I was framed!

[Oh. Well. That certainly wakes him up. Look, buddy, you aren't exactly part of Sven's liquid dream girl. He raises an eyebrow and just ... stares. Without sitting up.]

Why? How? What?

[He pulls back and furthers the discomfort for both of them. Like a boss.] Tell me about it. Maybe we can find something sharp to hack into it with.

[Thomas looks around the kitchen looking more amused than disappointed, before spotting the culprit]

Quite a claim to fame, to eat us out of house and castle all by yourself.

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[meme] open voice-testing for prospective players

Spike | BtVS/AtS

Kat Samcelot | NPC

Andie Dodge | OC

Jeanne Gar | NPC

Mark Sandazhard | NPC

Eric Carpenter | NPC

Val'drin Cabot | NPC

Sven van Tol / OC

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Cassie Holmes / Push

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... another 1. whatever, we will have all the 1 threads. this is so disturbing.

LMFOA omg wtf even

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