theround | [meme] open voice-testing for prospective players

Compiled from various memes at

bakerstreet . Deal with it.

How it works:
1. Post as your character with Name | Canon if applicable | Preferences (as in whether you'd prefer no smut, etc.) in the subject line. You can choose the scene and prompt yourself or leave it for others to decide.
2. Others respond to your prompt or after going to RNG and entering numbers 1- 15 for a prompt.
3. Respond and play it out!
4. Play nice though. If someone doesn't want to play something out, respect their wishes.

You may use threads from this meme for your application samples!

1. Morning After; The morning after. You guys may have been drunk or completely sober, or maybe the victim of some unfortunately laced magical brew. You may remember or have no clue who this is in your bed or why they're there. But they're there. And you guys did it. Is this a total disaster or a blissful recollection of a night of magic?

2. Popo Shut Us Down; Oh crap, get to the getaway car! You may be innocent or have actually broken the law, but either way, you've got to escape those sirens because the cops don't know or care that you've got a license to kill. Car, boat, chopper, whatever you want, just flee the scene together and fast!

3. Anger Management; Maybe they said something insulting to you, maybe you just don't like their face, but either way you're hit with the overwhelming urge to punch this person in the face. So you do. And everything rolls on from there. Do you get in an overly dramatic fight full of fiery explosions? Is a friendship shattered? Who knows!

4. Wasted Together; You're drunk. The pair of you. So drunk. Shenanigans ensue.

5. Did the Riddler Design This Lair? You were on a mission, but now you've ended up trapped in a locked room. This room could be a kitchen or it could be a secret laboratory or something in between. Either way, you and your companion are forced to solve inane puzzles to get free...though the next room might be more of the same. Seek a way out!

6. Haunting the Fuck Out of You; You're haunting the land of the living as a ghost, and the only person who can see you is...them. Why are you haunting the land of the living instead of wandering off to the afterlife? I have no clue. It could be unfinished business or revenge, or it could just be a big case of it sounded like a good idea at the time.

7. Groucho Glasses. You're now in a very silly disguise of some kind because maybe there were budget cuts for this mission (Don Paolo you are not) and you just bumped into the other person.

8. OH NO YOU DI'INT. You're hungry and snuck down to the castle kitchen for a midnight snack. The fridge is empty. Someone just made themselves a sandwich with the last of the food, leaving only saltine crackers and a mostly empty jar of mayonnaise behind. Get them.

9. It's a Trap!! You have just reached the end of some ancient, mystical ruins in search of the magical artifact hidden deep within. Weird shit happens as soon as you try to take it (collapsing ruins/boulders/Indiana Jones theme optional).

10. Curses! You have angered a wizard/witch/powerful faerie/omnipotent entity/incredibly stereotypical gypsy/all of the above, somehow, because you're probably a horrible person. The next day you discover you've been cursed. The nature of the curse and whether it affected one or both of you is up to you.

11. That Old Black Magic; You have acquired a magical spellbook and decide to test it on yourself or someone else. The results are probably not as desired.

12. Watch Out, They Bite; You were bitten by a werewolf/cat/bugbear/dog/t-rex/tiger/dragon/whatever the hell else you want to have encountered on a mission. There may or may not be some additional side effects.

13. Cue the Angry Mob; It wasn't magic this time, but rather a science experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong.

14. Texts From Last Night; Either go to tfln, and select one, or make up one of your own!

15. Tied Together; you're suddenly stuck together, probably with someone you hate. What are you tied together by? Could be a chinese finger trap, could be some invisible force, could be handcuffs. Dealwithit.gif.

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[Heyo have Sven in your bed gurl. Sitting up and looking confused and half asleep, but not incredibly bothered by this situation. It may not be the first time. (unsure) He runs his hand over his not so delicately tousled hair.]

Hey, um ... where am I?

[She shoots him a double take as she wakes up herself, before lifting up the covers abruptly to check and see if she is wearing pants under those. She quickly slams them back down and cuts him a glare] Good to know it was so memorable.

If I remembered it, I'm sure it would be totally memorable. [He pauses and frowns because that ... came out wrong. And made no sense.]

[Yeah, bro, that was... pretty much the opposite of articulate. So Kat punches him in the shoulder, because she's the most romantic person, and then thrusts a finger in his face, pointing at him]

Nobody finds out about this. You got that? If there were a record, which there's obviously not, because nothing happened, it would be officially stricken from it.

[Whatever no one said he was a wordsmith ok. He rubs his shoulder and smiles s-so coyly.] Are you always this violent? Should I check for bruises?

It might not be a bad idea. [She's just being honest, ok.]

You could help. [That tone of voice says "create a new memorable event with me :3"]

[Her response is to slug him again, extra hard, on the arm, and then say sweetly:] Hey, look! Found one.

[ :C ] I don't think it counts if it's still in the process of forming.

Well, then next time, maybe you should be more specific. Just saying. [She goes to sling her legs out of the bed, and then freezes, and glares back at him, jerking her thumb at the far wall to indicate where he should look] Do you mind?

So there's going to be a next time? [ You know, next time her ... sexily giving him bruises. Not looking for them. He took on a creative interpretation of this sentence. Anyway, he smiles to himself and complies with looking at the wall.]

[A pillow comes whizzing at the back of his head]

There wasn't a first time. Remember?

No! Didn't we just go over this?

[She lets out a growl of frustration even as she zips up her jeans. And then chucks his t-shirt at his head for good measure too] You can look now.

[He just kind of ... sits there and lets it hit him in the face. It's too early for that kind of coordination, son. And then he turns to look at her, shirt still awkwardly draped over half his face.]

Is it really that bad?

Which part? [Still, she actually considers that for a second, looking unsettled by the question] I don't really do the whole... men thing.

[She seems to realize something and fixes him with a precautionary glare] And I don't mean I'm a lesbian, so don't get any bright ideas.

The ... me part. [It is too early for Sven to be having this conversation.]

I wasn't. [He's honest. 8( He doesn't confuse reality with porn. He is the 1 percent.]

I suppose in the grand scheme of things, I could have done worse.

Soooo ... what does that make you, if you're not a lesbian?

Someone with standards?

Ouch. [ pouty face :C ]

Standards you apparently met - at least for... drunk Kat, or whatever it was that happened last night - so keep that in mind before you get all maudlin on me.

I guess it's better to meet some kind of bar than none. Even if it is some kind of particularly low one.

Even my low bars would give an Olympic hurdle jumper trouble.

[meme] open voice-testing for prospective players

Kat Samcelot | NPC

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omg why didn't it show the icon i chose X( or maybe i forgot to choose one bc i was tired ...

lmao!

oh it's showing up now. fucking dreamwidth being glitchy

it likes to do that....

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